12 Works by InscrutableCryptid
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Too Much of a Good Thing by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
18 Oct 2026
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Baelor has a habit of watching while Duncan trains in the yard. Duncan is more than willing to fulfill his daydreams when he catches him at it.
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- Part 4 of Iron Hot
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Baelor contends with migraines after recovering from the blow to his head. Thankfully, his beloved knight is there to help him get through them.
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Where the Sky Kisses the Sea by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
21 Sep 2026
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Baelor Targaryen, head biologist and majority shareholder of Dragonstone Aquarium, lives a life that is as full and lively, as it is lonely.
That changes when Lyonel finds a beached Mer in distress, and calls him for help.
Now there is forbidden attraction and shadowy pasts to navigate. Are Baelor and Dunk allowed to be happy?
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Leave Your Mark (So I Can Have You) by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
16 Jul 2026
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Direct continuation of Sink Your Teeth In!
Dunk has an oral fixation and Baelor is determined to spend his days covered in hickies.Series
- Part 2 of Iron Hot
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Sink Your Teeth In (Don't Let Me Go) by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Inspired by a Tumblr post by willjulep:
Every prince should put himself in just a little bit of danger from time to time as enrichment for his knight. It doesn't need to be dire, unless that's what works for your dyad. Yes, the knight forgetting his station to demand, sometimes physically, that you avoid such rash and thoughtless action is part of it.Series
- Part 1 of Iron Hot
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Lovely to Mine Eyes by InscrutableCryptid for CaptainNeedsNoSleep
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Baelor gets jealous. Dunk has an idea.
Inspired by CaptainNeedNoSleep's blisteringly hot fanart!
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- Part 3 of Iron Hot
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Saying Thank You - On Your Knees by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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After a close call, Gamma Jack gives in to the urge to kiss Gazerbeam. And then he says thank you for the save - on his knees.
I have been consumed by the GammaBeam brainrot. There is absolutely no plot here, just porn.
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The Woven Crown by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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All is not well in the Shire.
Perhaps it never had been.
After uncovering a disturbingly common darkness rotting under the surface in the Shire, Bilbo Baggins is called upon once more to travel to the Lonely Mountain. This time he's leading instead of following, and there's many many more than 14 in his caravan.
Taking so many hobbits on such a treacherous journey is stressful enough, but there is the reunion with his dwarrow to consider as well. Including the three that aren't as dead as he thought.
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Phantom, Son of Batman by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2025
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Danny’s just trying to make enough money to eat and keep a roof over his head. He'd like to forget about what's brought him to Gotham, thanks.
But then the sketchy catering company he works for takes a fundraiser job for the Martha Wayne Foundation.
Under stress from all directions, of course Now is when he meets his bio dad. That he didn’t know about. Of course.
Author's Note: On hiatus until the hyperfixation comes back.
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My Name Is Not Wonder Boy!! by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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Casper High's juniors go on a trip to Washington DC every year. This year it's Danny's class's turn. Absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Nothing.Shut up, Tucker.
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Wherein Danny meets Wonder Woman, fosters diplomacy between the Living and the Dead Realms, and eventually gets a new haunt.
Author's Note: On hiatus until the hyperfixation comes back.
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Superboy and the Ghost King by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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Jon accidentally tumbles through a natural portal to the Infinite Realms, aka the Ghost Zone. Luckily, the Ghost King is fond of the living, and willing to help him get home.
Along the way, they become family.
Author's Note: On hiatus until the hyperfixation comes back.
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Chrissie goes looking for a cure when modern medicine and Christian prayer don't seem to be enough. She turns to Rosie the town witch, who refrains from giving Chrissie false hopes.
A short story about denial, grief, acceptance and hope.