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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Maekar watches Ser Duncan depart with a speculative eye, and Baelor braces himself for the next comment.

    It's unexpectedly sincere.

    "He loves you." Maekar says, eyes still on the door.

    "Please stop," he says, pinching the bridge of his nose.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Charlie Watson was nobody.

    Bee had only ever been in a small California Beach town in the first place because his memory had been missing. After getting it back and stopping a broadcast that would have brought the entire Decepticon army to Earth, he'd been gone: Off to find his commanding officer—his fellows-in-arms—and report in ready for duty.

    Off to be a hero.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 



    “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 



    Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 



    DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

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    Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Old fave

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    Erebor falls to the dragon. Only that this time, it is not a red dragon named Smaug, but a green dragon named Bilbo that claims the mountain as his home.

    And with it all the dwarves inside.
    He doesn't kill them or hold them hostage - oh no. He will protect them, from anything and everything. He devotes his life to Erebor, swears to serve them until his last breath. Even if it means forsaking himself. Even if it means to die for them. Just who exactly has taken up residence in the mountain?

    Or: how Erebor ended up with a personal guard-dragon and the issues that came with it.
    A story of the finding of home, the burden of love, and the acceptance of self.

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    11 May 2025

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    From outside the mountain, there came an ear-splitting roar. Smaug’s head whipped around and all the dwarves froze. A shudder of sheer, unadulterated fear ran through Thorin’s body and locked his limbs mid-motion.

    Another dragon had come to Erebor.

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    07 Apr 2025