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The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
“No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.
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22 Dec 2025
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Throughout his life and afterlife Alastor has come to realize that he is rather slow when it comes to matters of the heart. In life, he knew not what being in love meant. And in death, it took him far too long to realize when he’d finally stumbled into that elusive, unknown affliction of the heart. His soul was traded for love without him even having fully realized it. It is only after things come to a head in a tangled mess between himself, the Queen of Hell, her King, and that old pal of his that he can choose for himself what to do with this feeling.
And apparently, that choice is to somehow manage to simultaneously maintain relations with two difficult to handle men despite having a grand total of zero relationship experience prior to this point.
He never claimed that his choice had to be a good one…
It seemed that he does not fall into love easy. But once he does… the feeling was guarded jealously in his chest.
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- Part 1 of In the Garden of Sinners
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17 Dec 2025
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The Sound of You by charmingdemonbelle for captivatedintrovert
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Nov 2025
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“How about this? Anytime you start feeling shy, I want you to say my name.”
“A bit egotistical, don’t you think?” Alastor asks, momentarily regaining his verbal footing, but then something changes in Lucifer’s eyes that has Alastor’s throat clicking around a swallow.
“I’m not the king of pride for nothing, baby,” Lucifer purrs, pressing another kiss against Alastor’s skin before releasing his hand. His golden eyes are bright with mischief. “Now, where were we?”
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Alastor finds making noise during sex embarasing. Fortunately for him, Lucifer has an idea. Inspired by a prompt by captivatedintrovert.
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15 Dec 2025
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It all started with a laugh.
Alastor hadn’t meant to—hadn’t wanted to. But he had been blindsided. How was he supposed to know the obnoxious, pathetic excuse for a King had a sense of humor…?
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In which Lucifer discovers Alastor's love of pun-based humor, particularly at a TV-headed demon's expense.Series
- Part 1 of The Story of Us
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08 Dec 2025
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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06 Dec 2025