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‘One with the power to destroy the Enemy approaches. Born to those who have thrice betrayed, born as the seventh month dies. He will have a gift the Enemy knows not, marked by the hand of Death. Neither can be free while the other survives.’
What if the Prophecy child comes into the Dark side's hands?
Who's to say there's only one way to interpret a prophecy anyway?
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04 Oct 2025
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awwwwwwww
this is so sad but also tooth-rottingly sweet and nice and all
awwwww Tom and Harry being daddy-son is just... oh my heart!
also Lucius and his teasing Severus ahahaha I mean the man literally told Sev he wanted him in their bed and Narcissa agreed! (as if she could say no that man is gorgeous)
ahahah oh and Sirius and his acting skills ahsahshshashh I cant-
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Harry Potter and the Realistic Consequences of Abuse by Millsy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts. Only he's not quite as undamaged by his childhood as he might appear at first glance...
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04 Oct 2025
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this shit HURT
but it's also beautifully written
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Severus stumbles across a young feral child in a muggle forest.
Turns out it's Harry Potter, and he's a werewolf.
Bet that wasn't part of Dumbledore's plan...
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03 Oct 2025
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awwwww this is so sweet and pure and had me rolling laughing too much times
Love it!
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Harry Potter, sorted into Hufflepuff, is a sassy chaos gremlin who befriends every dangerous creature, works for goblins, invents spells, removes Dark Marks, and annihilates Voldemort with curses and basilisk venom. Knighted, feared, and adored, he allies with the Forbidden Forest while Hogwarts staff realize they face six more years of unstoppable feral theatrics.
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30 Sep 2025
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS PURE GOLD
LIKE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER CLOSE THE INTERNET -
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For the first time in Harry's life, his puppet strings had been cut, but Harry couldn’t remember how to act like a human being.
But he moved on, and he lived with a burden on his shoulders. He lived a good life, and he had good relationships.
He was happy, and his only regret came back to him every night in the form of a repetitive dream that he learnt to live with.
But one day, it wasn't a dream anymore, and Harry found himself back at Hogwarts. His wish had somehow came true, and Harry didn't really know if it was real or not.
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"Professor McGonagall, Harry is at it again!"
"Oh god, what is it this time, Mister Weasley?"
"He is drinking tea with Malfoy by the lake after traumatising Professor Snape with food! Also, he gave me a handful of Lemon Drops. He is having tea with the Headmaster next and refused to help the Quitditch team because his knees hurt."
"God damn it!"
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29 Sep 2025
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ahahhaha this is peak comedy and noone can tell me otherwise ahahhaaha
Severus is somewhat confused... like ??? somewhat??? you should be hella confused ahahaha