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‘One with the power to destroy the Enemy approaches. Born to those who have thrice betrayed, born as the seventh month dies. He will have a gift the Enemy knows not, marked by the hand of Death. Neither can be free while the other survives.’
What if the Prophecy child comes into the Dark side's hands?
Who's to say there's only one way to interpret a prophecy anyway?
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04 Oct 2025
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awwwwwwww
this is so sad but also tooth-rottingly sweet and nice and all
awwwww Tom and Harry being daddy-son is just... oh my heart!
also Lucius and his teasing Severus ahahaha I mean the man literally told Sev he wanted him in their bed and Narcissa agreed! (as if she could say no that man is gorgeous)
ahahah oh and Sirius and his acting skills ahsahshshashh I cant-
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Harry Potter and the Realistic Consequences of Abuse by Millsy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts. Only he's not quite as undamaged by his childhood as he might appear at first glance...
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04 Oct 2025
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this shit HURT
but it's also beautifully written
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Severus stumbles across a young feral child in a muggle forest.
Turns out it's Harry Potter, and he's a werewolf.
Bet that wasn't part of Dumbledore's plan...
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03 Oct 2025
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awwwww this is so sweet and pure and had me rolling laughing too much times
Love it!
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Harry Potter, sorted into Hufflepuff, is a sassy chaos gremlin who befriends every dangerous creature, works for goblins, invents spells, removes Dark Marks, and annihilates Voldemort with curses and basilisk venom. Knighted, feared, and adored, he allies with the Forbidden Forest while Hogwarts staff realize they face six more years of unstoppable feral theatrics.
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30 Sep 2025
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS PURE GOLD
LIKE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER CLOSE THE INTERNET -
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For the first time in Harry's life, his puppet strings had been cut, but Harry couldn’t remember how to act like a human being.
But he moved on, and he lived with a burden on his shoulders. He lived a good life, and he had good relationships.
He was happy, and his only regret came back to him every night in the form of a repetitive dream that he learnt to live with.
But one day, it wasn't a dream anymore, and Harry found himself back at Hogwarts. His wish had somehow came true, and Harry didn't really know if it was real or not.
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"Professor McGonagall, Harry is at it again!"
"Oh god, what is it this time, Mister Weasley?"
"He is drinking tea with Malfoy by the lake after traumatising Professor Snape with food! Also, he gave me a handful of Lemon Drops. He is having tea with the Headmaster next and refused to help the Quitditch team because his knees hurt."
"God damn it!"
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29 Sep 2025
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ahahhaha this is peak comedy and noone can tell me otherwise ahahhaaha
Severus is somewhat confused... like ??? somewhat??? you should be hella confused ahahaha
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The most baffling DADA teacher (aka Harry did not sign up for this) by Claunsstar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2025
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There is one constant at Hogwarts: One new Defence Teacher every term. Everyone knew it. They also learned to keep their expectations low.
James wasn't sure how the new teacher was able to destroy even the lowest of expectations, but here they were.
Professor Young (or in full: Professor Flynn Ulrich Clayton Kendrick Young) was an idiot who went undefeated. So how was it possible that he still learned from him?Or
Harry has no idea how he ended up in the past and managed to become the DADA teacher at Hogwarts, but he knows one thing for sure: He won’t be one of Dumbledore's pawns, and he won't be pulled into the bubbling war, if that means he has to play the idiot, so be it. He had enough incompetent teachers to know how to play the role.
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29 Sep 2025
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THIS IS SIMPLY BRILLIANT
ahahahah no really it's hilarious as fuck it had me rolling around crying with laughter
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Sirius is Harry's favorite person.
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- Part 64 of Sirius and Harry Saturday Drabbles
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23 Sep 2025
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awwww this is so sweet
like duh James what'd you expect??? cuz Sirius is Harry's favourite person skshshshs -
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Written for the “Good Godfather Sirius Black” Fest - Day 2 Prompt: Old Photographs
When Harry leafs through his photo album, Hermione points out the handsome best man at his parents’ wedding and suggests he investigate this mysterious person. Reluctantly, Harry decides to write only after desperation to survive the summer on Privet Drive compels him.
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21 Sep 2025
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oh this is so pure and good and so incredibly sad i cannot
dadfoot getting a chance to parent is what I live for
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Tom and Harry are inevitable in any universe.
OR: While Dumbledore and Grindelwald play their chess game across Europe, two young wizards form an unlikely friendship.
[That one where Tom and Harry are born in the same generation.]
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16 Sep 2025
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THIS IS SO GOOD I MEAN IT
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IT SENT ME INTO FUCK YEAH OR FUCKING WHAT OR WOAH WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T EVEN-
also, when the tags mention 'unhealthy relationship' it IS unhealthy as fuck
like... the most sick and twisted thing one can ever think of? yeah that one but make it tripple the same -
Royal Farmhands by wynnebat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jul 2019
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Harry turned his head back to his Starkpad and flipped to the next page. Quite happily, to himself he said, "Not my circus, not my monkeys." Whether it was a meteor or a piece of an airplane, it mattered nothing. "The Boy Who Lived is in retirement."
He shifted in his hammock, moving to a more comfortable position, and looked up just in time to watch the object fall into his vegetable garden. Harry stifled a strangled sound as he surveyed the damage. What had once been the center of his vegetable garden was a crater more than a meter in diameter. The vegetables that he'd planted were gone. Left behind was a single hammer.
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31 Aug 2025
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ahahahah go Harry! make em make up for what the two brutes destroyed!
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I Open at the Close by ms_ijustlovetoread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Sep 2024
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Another war occured with Harry Potter leading it. A war against muggles. Destruction and Death. A literal Hell on Earth for the magical kind. A brutal and bloody war that lasted until the destruction of Earth. The war took everything from him. As he watched the destruction of Earth praying to just let him die one last time and let him be with his family. As he embraced the warmth of death and welcomed it he woke up again—in a strange world with marks that he didn’t know other than his scars. He will meet certain people, can they heal him? and make him remember what it’s like to be loved? or will they lose him as he struggles to fight with his own darkness? Will he surrender or will he just embrace it?
This is a Harry PotterxThe Avengers, Soulmate Au!
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31 Aug 2025
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oooh this is good shame the author went on hiatus like 3 years ago or so
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won't you be my by wynnebat for Maurey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Aug 2022
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Five assumptions about Harry and Loki, spanning the course of many centuries and adventures.
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31 Aug 2025
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ahahaaah this is so good ahahahhah
I mean... the grandmaster basically calling Loki Harry's boytoy is just... ahahhaahahah
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“I’d apologize, Minister,” the boy says, “but that’s not something I tend to do.”
He glances up and just like that the world stills.
Perhaps literally.
The air thickens. Wards in the room shudder. A place where his mark used to be shown pulses faintly, though he barely registers it.
Green eyes, bright as a killing curse, lock onto his.
There is no awe, no curiosity, no fear.
Only fury. Hungry, starved. Somewhat familiar. Even if he has never seen it before with his own eyes.
Harry Potter looks at him like he was born to despise his existence.
He doesn't look away.
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17 Aug 2025
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uhmmm okay this is so heavy but well-written that I cannot classify it into one of my series
like duh at this point in the story my asexual ass doesn't ~want~ them to get together
I mean... won't it be that much better if they'd just continued living their best lives without each other and all the drama???
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We work well with crazy. by MBlack93
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2025
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When Neil met Harry he just knew the boy was trouble.
When Harry meets Neil, he doesn't think he will be in trouble. How could he be in any more trouble than he already has been? Nah, Harry can handle it.
Probably.
Eventually.
With help.
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Neil is on the run for his serial killer father and apparently a Yakuza family with delusions of grandeur.
Harry is on the run for the Dark Lord, the Light Lord, and practically the whole Wizarding World, except for the Goblins. Because Goblins are awesome.
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Two boys who have been dealt the shittiest of lives, cling to each other with everything they have. And fuck everyone who tries to seperate them.- Language:
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12 Aug 2025
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okay this one is SO GOOD that I dont even know where to begin from
I mean... I ~was~ looking for a good aftg/hp crossover but this is a pure jewel
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Accepting Fate, Denying Destiny by GiveMeFic
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2021
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Sold off at the tender age of five by his abusive uncle, and then again at ten, Harry Potter learned that life would always find a way to fuck you over.
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“Because,” Kevin swallowed hard, “he starts this year.”
“Who?” Matt slung his arm over Dan’s shoulders. “Stop being so cryptic.”
He tapped his cheek, the number two stark against his skin. “Why do you think Jean is number four?”
Dan and Wymack both straightened. “Wait, so the third in your little cult court is going to play this year?”
“How can you be so sure?” Wymack asked.
“He’s the right age. And I heard that he came back to the Nest last year after I—“ He choked on his words. “After I left.”
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11 Aug 2025
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ooooOooOoOooh
okay I have to note that Im impressed despite myself - usually the aftg/hp crossover is set in hp au not the other way around
a nice change for once
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The Fundamental Issues of British Slang by reybb22
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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Sometimes a word means two different things in different places, misunderstandings are bound to occur, no?
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Or basically the marauders are visiting the us and end up going to Eden's and make the mistake of bothering Polmettos very own angry pair of knife-wilding exy players.
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11 Aug 2025
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ahahahahhahhaah the idiots are especially stupid tonight your honour ahahahahah
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Once Upon a Dream by ammiehawk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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Soulmates, if lucky enough to find each other, begin meeting each other in their dreams. Hoping to give Harry an edge in the coming war with Voldemort, the Golden Trio brew a potion to induce the dreams.
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09 Aug 2025
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okay, this one is an actually logical and interesting soulmate au BUT
unfortunately as is with everything good in this world, it's unfinished and left in pr
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A cat in the hands of God by Maurey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Apr 2023
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Harry, the cat, in the hands of Loki, the god. Really, nothing out of the ordinary. // AU, Harry, as a cat, takes up residence in Avengers Tower.
No beta, any mistakes are my own!
Translation of LazyWolf_zse's wonderful fic!
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07 Aug 2025
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awwwwww
this s so sweet Im afraid all my teeth were lost to this fluff
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Nine years ago, Harry vanished from the wizarding world, carrying a secret and a broken heart. Now, Tom finds him again—more radiant than ever, with a son who has Harry’s eyes and Tom’s face. Determined to reclaim the love he lost, Tom must break free from his political betrothal, protect Harry from the Blacks, and prove that their dreams were always meant to be shared… together.
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25 Jul 2025
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oh this is sooooo good
I mean I kinda have a thing for Harry (or literally any man in mpreg) being called 'mama'
but this is still to sweet for me to not squeak like a fucking banshee
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After losing his parents to dark magic, Harry Potter is raised and trained by his former nanny to survive in a dangerous world. Years later, he’s hired as a bodyguard-slash-nanny for Delphini Riddle—the sharp-tongued daughter of Tom Riddle, heir to the powerful Gaunt family. Tom wants to keep his daughter out of their violent legacy. Harry just wants to do his job. But nothing in the Gaunt household is simple—not the child, not the magic, and certainly not the man who hired him.
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25 Jul 2025
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Ahhahaah this is hilarious
Like... Barty being Barty is a warning in itself and its pretty self-explanatory