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If You Teach a Demon to Fish by strangegoingson
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2021
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On a cold winter day, a group of fishermen find a baby floating down the Luo River.
They decide to keep him.
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07 Dec 2025
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the whole world blind by Anonymous
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.
It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.
AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.
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04 Jan 2025
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Chap 25
Yes angst train. Woot woot
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Do Not Pet This Lord’s Fur by Nythrel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2025
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They say cats have nine lives.
Liu Qingge isn’t sure if that’s true—but when he suffers a qi deviation deep inside the Ling Xi Caves, an ancient family curse sealed in his body since childhood activates, turning him into a cat.
After all, a cat can’t exactly wield Cheng Luan and stab itself in the chest. Crisis averted! His ancestors are geniuses. …Probably.
If only he isn’t covered in blood and dirt, dizzy from the pain, and still struggling to walk straight on four unfamiliar paws—bumping into cave walls, tripping over rubble, and looking more disoriented and miserable by the second.
But alas, his troubles are far from over. A new disaster is fast approaching—
In the form of a gentle voice, and a pair of far-too-eager hands.
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AKA: Liu Qingge turns into a cat and gets picked up by Luo Binghe, a bright-eyed young disciple from Qing Jing Peak.
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The Woes of a Pretty Boy by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2025
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Shen Jiu mistakes Liu Qingge, who hasn't had his growth spurt yet, for a girl. Liu Qingge also mistakes Shen Jiu for a girl. This misunderstanding lasts far longer than it should for two decently intelligent young men.
Of course it doesn't help that everyone assumes it's an inside joke when they go around in public, saying Shimei, Shijie.
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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30 Nov 2025
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