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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    "Several serving bowls of spaghetti and sauce took up the entire kitchen island, and while he could probably finish off a couple bowls on his own…

    "Queenie’s voice briefly returned to his head, but it was stern, almost snappy, 'You know kids in the Philippines could eat that!'

    "He groaned. He couldn’t just let perfectly good food go to waste. Even if it was digital."

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    21 Oct 2024

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    “Oh, hello there, Johnny,” Deadpool waved a katana at Rogers, “see, sweetums, I told you he’d live. T'was but a flesh wound.”

    “Let me handle this,” Logan said to Captain America as he weaved his way through the pileup of taxis and cracked pavement. People shoved and screamed, running past him in the opposite direction.

    “That’s right, yeah, my babygirl’s an Avenger,” Wade yelled at a headless corpse, pausing to blow a few kisses Logan’s way. “Hi, pookums. So proud, look at him go. Light of my life and fire of my loins. Tightest fucking pussy in all of the multiver–”

    Logan lobbed a sizable chunk of concrete at his head.

    Post Movie. They move in together. Logan joins the Avengers for rent money. There's a pregnancy scare and an inter-dimensional kidnapping.

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    04 Aug 2024

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  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Human disguise + blending families

    "Their bond had been slow going, built mostly on offers of coffee, genuine apologies, and access to I.M.P.'s weaponry. They had a deal. Blitzø didn't try to be her dad, and she didn't spike his coffee.
    It was a good deal."

    Blitzø and Via go topside, and shit goes sideways. But it wasn't their fault the cops showed up, honest!

    (I know the tags are badly done but pls give this one a chance!)

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    09 Jun 2024

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    Octavia nd blitz being menaces

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    Adam does and goes to Hell, but he doesn't sell his soul. Instead he thrives and becomes an overlord running a garden center.

    Things get complicated when Lucifer and the Hazbin Hotel gang show up one day.

    Adam has never been good with feelings.

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    20 May 2024

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    “You, uh,” Lucifer said eloquently, his eyes jumping up and down Alastor's form. “You use a cane, just like me. That's…nice.”

    “Great job, Dad!” Charlie said cheerfully, clapping her hands together in front of her chest. “Now you go, Alastor.”

    “Why, thank you for your nice words, your Majesty! In return, I would like you to know that I am quite fond of your hat. It really serves to highlight your… great personality.”

     

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    To keep them from trying to commit verbal homicide every time they are in the same room, Lucifer and Alastor are forced to compliment each other as a measure to improve their relationship.

    (No one would have thought that they would catch feelings along the way.)

    Updates every week!

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    03 Apr 2024

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