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Draco Malfoy finds himself tied up to a chair and a ransom note is sent to his wife. She has less than twenty four hours to get the money or else. Only his captor does not know that Hermione Granger does not negotiate with kidnappers. She hunts them down.
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29 Aug 2025
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Draco rescues Harry and crew from Malfoy Manor, but not before telling Harry he had best learn to use his head if he wants to survive. Meanwhile, Severus' head gets used one too many times, and his spying days come to an end. Only together will they find the strength to end the war, at last, and maybe find something to fight for along the way.
Edited to fix a couple of loose ends and minor errors, but now complete!
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28 Aug 2025
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When a miserable, lonely Harry meets a well-adjusted Severus at the Hog's Head on Christmas Eve, he finds a chance for a better life and a little holiday magic of his own.
Not so much a Christmas story but more of a story that happens to take place during the holidays.
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23 Aug 2025
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Is that a Snake in Your Trousers or are You Happy to See Me? by lyraonyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2019
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While working as a detective for the aurors’ Biomagical Hazards department, Harry has learned the value of the phrase: ‘if you hear hoofbeats in a magical forest, it’s probably a centaur, not a horse.’ It’s just Harry’s luck that when he comes down with a mysterious ailment while on the job, it’s not even a centaur, but a bloody snake. In a particularly embarrassing place. And Snape is the only one who might be able to help.
And now for something completely different. Something like a seriously weird, humorous oneshot. This is 100% crackfic, people, so be prepared for a wild ride.
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23 Aug 2025
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Snape has been keeping a secret about how he didn't succumb to Nagini's bite.
Harry wants to know what it is.
The answer was not what he was expecting
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22 Aug 2025