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• Lex Luthor falls in love, the media tells him his crush is in love with Superman by JinxingJester

  Fandoms: DCU  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  05 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
  • Lex Luthor
  • Clark Kent
  • Connor gives Clark an idea
  • the idea is bad
  • Lex Luthor Doesn't Know Clark Kent Is Superman
  • Lex Luthor wants to smooch his enemy but doesn't realize
  • i still have no goddamn clue how tags work
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • Clark Kent is a desperate motherfucker
  • i don't even ship them why am i writing this
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Over the top gift giving
  • Lex Luthor doesn't know how to flirt
  • literal genius with the emotional intelligence of a rock
  • Lois and Clark aren't dating yet
  • Connor exists though
  • i don't remember if that means i'm following canon or not

  Summary

  Lex Luthor is in love with well regarded reporter Clark Kent

  Clark does not like the fact that his nemesis (obliviously) flirts with him and sends him gifts
  Connor suggests an idea that ends up escalating for various reasons
  Clark only tried it out of desperation, the regret is immediate

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,010

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  16

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  115

  Bookmarks:

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• that time people thought Bruce Wayne and Batman were dating by JinxingJester

  Fandoms: DCU  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  19 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Joker/Batman (one sided...ish?)
  • Bruce Wayne/Batman (assumed)
  • Rogues Gallery (Batman)
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Justice League (DCU)
  • Batfamily Members (DCU)
  • The Joker
  • Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Jason Todd
  • Dick Grayson
  • Damian Wayne
  • Harley Quinn
  • Clark Kent
  • The Flash - Character
  • Wonder Woman - Character
  • probably won't be In-Character
  • Gotham Gazette assumes shit
  • Gotham Gazette (DCU)
  • Daily Planet assumes shit too
  • Daily Planet (DCU)
  • before anyone asks yes Bruce is still Batman
  • Joker loses his shit when no ones looking
  • if you don't like any of these fight me (please don't i'm weak bro)
  • the JLA bullies Bruce with a 'congrats on coming out' party
  • one of them suspected that he was bi from the start
  • Kidnapping
  • LGBTQ Themes
  • it's mostly Lego Batman Movie Batman for comedy reasons
  • maybe some Wayne Family Adventures mixed in as well
  • someone's chest gets squeezed and it's probably not who you think

  Summary

  Batman has been seen going into Wayne Manor. Billionare playboy Bruce Wayne says it's merely business but the Gotham Gazette doesn't believe it and escalates things, Joker reacts to this like- well, Joker.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,105

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  331

  Bookmarks:

  19

  Hits:

  3,293