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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    George Weasley gets a new neighbor. Mail gets misdelivered. Pansy Parkinson gets annoyed.

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    21 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Pansy Parkinson’s thorny cut-throatedness is exactly what helps her shoot for the stars, Michelin. Though shy of thirty, she has proven herself to be “Worth a stop,” with her headline-making restaurant, but dreams of being “Worthy of a special journey.” Perhaps, then, she would be worthy of love? Having shot to success so young and on her own, an untimely diagnosis of a chronic Illness, has left her falling from the Michelin galaxy, and with it, her self-worth.

    Pansy accepts a job as a sous chef in a new and frankly less prestigious restaurant, but unable to resist her perfectionist tendencies, she starts to dictate changes to the shanty of a restaurant to the dismay of the owner and his greenhouse gardener.

    There's something familiar about Neville Longbottom, the gardener. He seems to loathe her from the day lays eyes on her, but when she sees that the purple flowers blooming all around his greenhouse are Pansies, she begins to realize that perhaps hate and love are not such different things.

    The first draft is complete of the entire story, so I will update as I edit!

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    19 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    He stepped against her, hunching to whisper,
    “I fucking dare you to cross the line.”

    Pansy took a sharp breath.
    “What is that supposed to mean?”

    “Cross the line. Break the rules. Resist your swotty urges.”

    Pansy bit back her smile as she smacked him hard in the shoulder. George smiled, biting his lower lip as he pulled her in by her hip.

    “I am not a swot, Weasley. I break rules! I cross the line!”

    George gave her a patented Weasley twin eyebrow raise,
    “Prove it.”

     

    A little fake dating trope and we earn that explicit rating

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    19 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Neville and Pansy have always been connected to one another but never together. After many years of heartache and disappointment, Fate decides to intervene and finally bring them together.

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    31 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Pansy has just moved back home and she needs to find a date to Draco’s wedding. Luckily her new neighbor is willing to help her find one.

    Heavily inspired by a lot of different rom coms- See if you can figure out which ones!

    This is wizards living in the muggle world. It’s 100% a Romantic Comedy and 100% a slow burn. And I’m obsessed with it. This is probably my favorite version of Neville.

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    She cut her eyes at him,
    “What’s your problem with Enzo?”

    “My problem?”

    “You don’t like him.”

    Neville frowned,
    “He’s fine.”

    “Neville!”

    “No, I don’t like him.”

    She scoffed,
    “Why? What’s wrong with him?”

    He kept looking ahead,
    “It’s just a personal preference.”

    She rolled her eyes,
    “Why didn’t you tell me?”

    He shrugged,
    “Why would it matter if I don’t like the guy that you want to sleep with?”

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    23 Dec 2025