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    Trapped at the Potters' for a festive sentence, Regulus plans to execute his duties with glacial precision: despise his disowned brother, his shitty tattoos, his scarred-up pervert boyfriend. But James Potter, the golden git, sun in the centre of it all, captain of the bloody universe, keeps poking at the dark, cold thing in the corner.

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    A story about bad blood, worse decisions, and the crack that spreads when a boy made of ice starts to believe, just for a moment, in the sun.

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    Regulus Black is a world-famous model, drowning under perfection, while James Potter is a champion surfer who never cared for fashion. When James visits Paris for Sirius’s big show, he expects chaos but not Regulus, sharp-edged and hiding something beneath the spotlight.

    With their usual photographer out sick, Remus Lupin steps in, capturing moments no one else sees. But James sees them too the exhaustion, the untouched meals, the way Regulus is fading in plain sight.

    James has always been good at spotting danger, but saving someone from drowning on land? That’s a whole different mess.

    And falling for him? That was never supposed to happen.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    “Such a good cockslut for me. Fucking perfect little fuck toy, aren't you?" The words dripped out like sickly sweet honey, so so adoring for something so vile. Sirius’ stomach twisted with what he could only assume was more disgust, sinking into him so hard he felt like he was going to vomit.
    Who the fuck talked like that? Was this some weird muggle thing? What did that even mean??

    Sirius accidentally walks in on Remus and overhears his dirty talk, sending him spiraling for reasons unknown. Until they are suddenly very, very known.

    Aka Sirius finds out what bdsm is at the same time he realises he's in love with Moony, and both turn out very well for him.

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  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    *finished*

    The important thing to understand is that I hate myself. So when Harry Potter tried to get me fired it’s not like I thought I didn’t deserve it. I mean, obviously I didn’t deserve it. He fucked up his paperwork and it would take all of two minutes for me to summon the forms and show the DMLE what an utter cock he was. But, like, I did deserve for no one to give a single shit about whether or not Potter was right.

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    I’m never paying you a commission please stop asking. Switching to only letting registered users comment so I can report people spam.

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    A Muggle AU in which a ballet dancer and a rugby player call it “casual” while accidentally developing feelings, catastrophically failing at communication, and pretending it’s all totally fine.

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    “Why the hell are you here ruining my lunch, James?”
    James rubbed a hand over the back of his neck, trying to find words that didn’t sound completely insane.
    He failed.
    “I... don’t think you should be sleeping with Evan anymore.”
    Regulus stared at him like he’d just proposed murdering the Queen.
    (...)
    “If you need a fuck buddy for, you know, stress relief and stuff… You could just use me.”
    (...)
    “Come again?”
    “If the position’s open,” James said, attempting a grin, “I’m applying.”

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    Cover art by @m_sunmir (IG)

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    09 Jul 2025