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Funny Apery (Male Centric Workplace Humor) by passingstrange
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
14 Aug 2023
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In which there are miscommunications, accidental truths, and AUTHORITY is thwarted at every turn. Oh and also Jean gets mad. But what else is new.
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29 Aug 2024
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If You Close the Door, the Night Could Last Forever by PositivelyVexed for AstroGirl
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
07 Sep 2023
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DRAMA [Godly: Success] - “Yep. That’s us. Me and him. We’re on our honeymoon.”
KIM KITSURAGI - Kim coughs into his fist and inclines his head slightly. "That's right." He takes a moment to scan the hotel lobby. “We don't broadcast the fact to everyone, you understand.”
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23 Aug 2024
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In which the world threatens to end entirely, and all Lieutenant Double Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois can do is watch it slip through his fingers. Oh, and also Jean gets mad again. But what else is new?
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19 Aug 2024
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The smoker leans back against his door and surveys you both, narrow shoulders rising as he laughs at one of Harry’s jokes. Some patently bizarre observation that is nevertheless surprisingly astute and irresistibly funny. Usually he saves his quips for you.
Usually. How long does it take something to become usual? You’ve only known each other for a few days.
(Kim is jealous of the smoker on the balcony.)
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15 Aug 2024
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(harrow)hark the herald angels sing by mayflymusic
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Dec 2022
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Every December, employees of Canaan Mall are selected at random to serve as Santa's elves. This year, Hot Topic employee Harrowhark is one of the unlucky winners. And that's not all - the awful Abercrombie model from across the hall is playing Santa. As the countdown to Christmas begins, Harrow fights whiny children, impatient parents, and worst of all, the attentions of the hottest Santa the world has ever seen.
“How do you do it?”
“Do what? Look this good? Maintain such a chiseled physique? Some people will tell you it’s 80% diet, 20% exercise, but what I’ve learned is—”
“No, you insufferable dingbat. How do you do…this?” Harrow gestures at the tree, the big Santa chair, the velvet carpet that will soon be filled once again with people eager to meet Santa. “All the holly jolly Santa shit.”
“Ah. Well, my dear, let me explain. Here, sit on my lap.”
“I think you know that I will do no such thing.”
Gideon shrugs. “Worth a shot. First of all, you’re as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, a bad banana with a greasy black peel.”
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29 Dec 2022

