Kaitou
Fandoms
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (2)
- Top Gear (UK) RPF (2)
- Marvel (1)
- Iron Man (Movies) (1)
- Firefly (TV 2002) (1)
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Five Times Steve Knit Something, and One Time He Refused To by Kaitou
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Marvel
26 Jun 2012
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Five times Steve knit something, and one time he refused to.
Because every fandom needs Knitting fic!Movie-verse with supplementary info stolen from 616 verse. Spoilers for Captain America and the Avengers movies.
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John keeps letters on his computer for his loved ones.
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When John was five he got himself a cat. Harry notices a resemblance to a certain consulting detective.
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Lese means Garbage.
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Tony Stark is a guest on Top Gear, because of course he is.
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Probably Better Than Eating Your Shoe by HigharollaKockamamie
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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Flambae leaned in closer. “I’m going to make you live with knowing that some shitty villain you put away, some son of a bitch you can’t fucking stand, gave you the best sex of your life.”
Robert blinked.
He said, “Yeah, I’m gonna go.”
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10 Jan 2026
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"So you wanna kill him? Thought you were over that."
"No! That's the problem!" Flambae angrily stabbed a scallop with his fork. "I don't want to kill him, but I feel this fuckin'-- it's not anger, it's this weird... aggression. Can't explain it."
"So you wanna fuck him?"
Flambae pinched the bridge of his nose. "No, fuck off. This might be a real problem for me. What if I give in to the urge and just crisp him at his seat, huh? What then? Supermax for life, that's what."
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Flambae experiences cuteness aggression for the first time. He doesn't know how to deal with it.
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24 Dec 2025
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Flambae shares a look with Prism, she raises an eyebrow at him. “You sound like shit, Robert.” She says.
A sigh. “Thanks, Prism.” He doesn’t offer up anything more which causes more eyebrows to raise. “Have a good shift, everyone.”
Sonar mutes his comm to look at the others. “That’s weird, right? I’ve never heard him this depressed since like, the time Chase was in the hospital.”
Series
- Part 1 of One step forward, five steps back
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24 Dec 2025
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Flambae is more irritable than usual. Prism notices first.
When it becomes more apparent that Robert's injuries haven't stemmed from Flambae's monthly make-up punches, the team wants revenge, much to their oblivious dispatcher's knowledge.
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24 Dec 2025
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As much as he tries to shrug it off, Robert's body is not going to let him forget that he had just endured some pretty bad internal bleeding from being tortured.
Getting thrown around as Mecha Man by Shroud’s stupid spider-mech and getting dropped on the ground definitely isn’t speeding up the recovery either.
After giving the people who care about him a scare, it's clear that some reflections are overdue.
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Robert’s stubborn ass gets properly sent to the hospital.
Finally.
Post canon story written with Heroic Visi/Spare Shroud/No romance ending in mind.
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13 Dec 2025