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Miscommunication Management For Beginners by KallMeCthulhu
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Aug 2025
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Awkward first dates and awkward first impressions and how to fix them.
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As far as the highest echelons of society were concerned, the Vinsmoke family has ever been something of a spectacle. Part aristocratic marvel, part cautionary tale, depending who you asked. Their considerable wealth implied a profound detachment from reality, and if Perona was right (as she insisted she always was), at least two of Judge’s progeny were precisely the sort of insufferable who would have mistaken a moral compass for a decorative brooch. Her words, not Zoro’s.
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This is a story about longing—how it sharpens over time, how it disguises itself in survival, how it waits. It is about what remains when the fighting stops. About two men who never learned to ask for what they needed until the moment they nearly miss it again.
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Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.
A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it.
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25 Aug 2024
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Blitzø really doesn’t know at this point, all he does know is that his dick really likes the hypothetical concept of Stolas hypothetically dicking him down in the hypothetical situation where Stolas is, hypothetically, a horrifyingly powerful Eldritch demon entity that could step on him and squish him like a bug.
Hypothetically.
Because Blitzø knows it’s never gonna happen.
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28 Jun 2024
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Blitzø has had an absolutely brutal day at work, and now the only thing he's looking forward to that evening is curling up on the couch and taking a nice, long nap.
But when Stolas asks so sweetly if they could have another one of their dates that night, Blitzø's need to prove himself takes over. Within the span of ten measly seconds, he puts his foot in his mouth, volunteers to cook, and then somehow has to scrape together a miracle for his new boyfriend.
Domestic hurt/comfort established relationship stolitz
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26 Jun 2024
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if this was heroin, then you'd still be shaking at my feet by blitzclit (distortiondaisiras) for beholdingthehunt
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 May 2024
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Stolas has a new boyfriend, Blitzø has the crystal. The deal is over. That should be the end of it.
But of course, it never is.
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02 Jun 2024
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bewitched! bothered! bewildered! by fiendish (saltwaterling)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 May 2024
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Royal birdie is apparently the type to run his mouth. A lot. And it’s something downright awful—something straight out of a 1970s porno, or one of those fanfiction websites Blitzø definitely did not use to browse as a teenager. Maybe a very cheap bodice ripper. You know, one of those with a big, burly, long-haired incubus painted on the cover in oil pastels; glistening abs on display, glossy windswept mane. You could play the incubus, for him, Blitzø ponders. You could play any messed up little game his mind can conceive—goddamn shapeshifter you are, slyest motherfucker in the land. You’re positively skeevy, aren’t you? You’re a fucking master at this.
The book is still somewhere under the bed.
or: Blitzø does something real fast.