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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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Catching the Niffler by keyflight790, tsundanire for bixgirl1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Mar 2019
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“Tonight, we’re going to play Catch the Niffler.”
Harry heard a couple of squeals from around the room and he let out a breath. Last week they had played Spin the Bottle, and Harry could count on more than one hand the witches that had spelled the glass to point to him during their turn. Harry had tasted enough sticky lip balm and cherry chapstick to last a lifetime.
**No Nifflers were harmed in the writing of this fic**
*Drarry award nominated fic: Best Smut 2019, and Best 8th Year*
We won a fucking Drarry Award for this fic, y'all.
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25 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived and the future of the entire wizarding world rests on his shoulders.
A scrawny, average looking, never-been-with-a-girl-before kind of boy.
Pansy Parkinson wouldn't allow that.Series
- Part 2 of The Missing Sister
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25 Oct 2025
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Right before eighth year, they’d agreed it was time to stop, especially since they’d both admitted to having feelings for two thirds of the Golden Trio. Draco went back to sugar quills while staring hungrily at Granger, and Theo went back to his pursuit of Potter.
But on this night, who would know? They’re both still unattached; they’re both horny and alone. Draco is still fucking a pillow instead of Granger. And Theo’s cock is hard and pointing in his direction, and just right there.
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A little AU prequel to Suck It Up, Sweetheart in which Draco and Theo engage in, well, platonic blowjobs.
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- Part 2 of SuckItUp
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25 Oct 2025
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The Prisoner & The Polaroids by neilistic, PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2024
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Draco Malfoy languishes alone in a cell in Azkaban. It's bleak, and oh so cold.
Meanwhile, a new marriage law has matched Theodore Nott with a fertile wife — none other than one Hermione Granger.
Theo takes every advantage of this arrangement (and his newfound appreciation for muggle cameras) to send risqué photographs to Draco, hoping to bring a small light to his darkest days.
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