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    What's Immortal by

    Fandoms: Jeopardy! (US TV), my immortal (fanfic)  

    25 Mar 2022

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    Matt Amodio is a smart guy who hangs out with other smart ppl. Will there smartness be enough to win against the ultimate evil? There wont be any kissing or sex in this but there will be swears.

    (The story is done 4 now I dont no if there will be more butt please enjoy it anyway!)

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    23 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is art

  2. Public Bookmark 3

    tight five by

    Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo  

    11 Aug 2025

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    “So my best friend died last month,” Marius says as the microphone slides down in his sweaty hand. “Bad way to start a set, I’m sure you’re thinking, but trust me- it gets worse.”

     

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    marius copes through stand-up comedy after his last straw

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    11 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is as biblically accurate as a modern au can possibly get

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    beneath six layers of silk by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    25 Mar 2020

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    While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

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    25 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Why thank you, kind sir. I wish you and your good friend a safe journey onward!”

    “I want to marry him,” Lan Wangji says, then turns and quickly leaves the inn.

    probably the funniest line in the entire mdzs fanfic canon here on ao3

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    Night is Young and the Music's High by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    13 Jun 2017

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    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    21 Jan 2021

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    Victor Effing Nikiforov by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    25 Dec 2016

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    AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.

    Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.

    Basically this is an excuse for total fluff. And porn. And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.

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    Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”

    Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.

    “I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”

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    21 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i thought this was the funnies thing in 2016 and im happy that it still holds true in 2021