9 Works by Keysmash1809

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    The Prussian officer looks up to his subordinate, raising a brow.
    “Why are you giving me a recipe for sauerbraten?”

    The Prussian chef is sick, and an infantry soldier decides to gift Karl the responsibility of cooking for the French diplomat, Officer Louise, in the chefs place.

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    English
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    2,368
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Thin hands and bony fingers clasp one another as the estate comes into a view. An old castle it seems—be it from the 14th century or older Dopfer knows not, but it matters little. A smile spreads across his face, and he turns to the ranker, placing the spyglass back into the other’s hands.

    “Come, quickly now Ferdinand," A crinkled map is hastily pulled from a horse’s burden of ammunition and important documents. “If we can make it there by nightfall we may avoid the vampires heading for France.”

    Dopfer leads his regiment to an old castle and meets its odd owner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,649
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Steam rises to Jean’s face, the man smiling softly as Karl brings a silver tray of various small sweets and sandwiches.
    “Ah, here we are…” Jean murmurs and lifts his silverware with utmost delicacy as china is laid out in front of him. “What is the occasion that you invited me over for Karl?” His brows furrow slightly, spoon dipping into the smooth cream of an Earl Grey posset. “All these new deserts,” Jean’s dark eyes now flicker over to the pile of pomegranate caramels and mountain of clementine confites. “Planning to change the menu at last?” He hums, an easy smile returning to his face.

    Jean taste tests desserts for the new menu and speaks with Karl.

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    English
    Words:
    1,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    223
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    Loosely inspired by @superstxrzy or Jay’s Maid Cafe au

    Blücher was in quite the desperate situation if he was to listen to Wellesley. An even worse situation than that would be to take the man’s advice.
    “I thought that you’d be smart enough to know how to run your own tea house.” the British man huffs, coolly putting down his phone and unwrapping his scarf. The large snowflakes clinging to the man fall to the floor at this, and Blücher’s eye twitches, miniature puddles forming on the floor.

    “Don’t get comfortable.” Blücher snaps.

    The old tea house that Blücher owns is losing is customers and Wellesley suggests to make a Maid cafe—Karl agrees with the British man for once.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    244
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    Crawford taps his finger on the dark bottle in his hand, observing the Frenchmen beneath him. A fair symbol of what France was at the moment. Russia was off flirting with the British, the rest of Europe had been turned away from France, and that left only the States of America for France to mope and complain about their woes.

    The same seemed true for this soldier here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    281
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    Damn the horseman, his horse, and his easily destroyed Jack-o-Lantern head.

    Language:
    English
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    815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    196
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    My dear friend Arnaud,
    You will be happy to know that the Prussians have treated me quite well during my time in Kaub, with the Mr. Blumenwald I mentioned in my previous letter and I have grown fond of each other. It seems that he will even let me call him on first name basis now, despite his initial—
    Arnaud crumbles the parchment, tossing it across the bloody counter and picking up the knife once more. The cleaver is brought down on the fish’s neck with a heavy thud.

    Arnaud is frustrated over the topics of Jean’s correspondence and drinks with Crawford.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,607
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    516
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    Murro tries to be friendly with Richard, Richard is already scheming. Reposting this because I’ve edited it and made some significant changes to the character interactions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    89
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    Arnaud escapes from the hordes clutches while the American ship is attacked, and now has to decide what to do next.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    120

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