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    Who in their right mind would give up the opportunity to interview a serial killer?! Not Vox, that’s for sure!

     

    Or: Who in their right mind would let themselves get fucked by a serial killer? It’s Vox… Vox would.

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    30 Mar 2024

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    Lilith’s been gone a long time, ok? Not long compared to their millennia together, maybe, but long enough that Lucifer’s fallen out of practice with some things.

    Sex. Sex things.

    Sometimes your wife leaves you, and you’ve never really been into the whole open relationship thing so she’s the only person you’ve ever had sex with aside from the occasional threesome, and now your body has become a writhing, foreign mass that can’t seem to do anything.

    What he needs, Lucifer realizes with a faint sense of horror, is a professional.

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    22 Mar 2024

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    If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!

     

    Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.

    ..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.

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    03 Mar 2024

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    Lucifer’s eyes trail up the other sinner, taking in his thin legs, the dexterity in his long fingers, the way his ear twitches back towards Lucifer every once in a while, the way the tail nestled below his lower back flicked when some oil pops and seems to splash on the sinner. Damn that was kind of cute… Alastor was so tall, too. Even from where Lucifer sat on top of a counter, he knew Alastor would have a good 4 inches on him, at least.

    “Didn’t anyone teach you that its rude to stare, sire?” Comes the smooth voice of Alastor, snapping Lucifer back to consciousness. Had he been staring that long? Shit.

    “Didn’t anyone teach you that…” Shit, shit, he was fumbling. “You shouldn’t make food that smells so damn good if you didn’t want me staring at you.” Fucking nailed it. Way to go Lucifer, you absolute fucking idiot. God dammit.

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    Fuckery in which Lucifer is depressed and Alastor is desperate for power. At some point along the way, the two make a deal and Alastor comes to realize just how ruined Lilith left the king of hell. Daily cups of tea ensue.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    Alastor had a noose around his neck.

    There was only one person who could loosen it.

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    Temptation had never strung Lucifer along. He was an angel of Heaven no matter what anyone else said, and he had never fallen whim to any of the sins that humans were so eager to do.

    And Alastor, a demon and a sinner who had fallen even further after death, was the most forbidden fruit of all.

    He was the very embodiment of blasphemy.

    But by God, did Lucifer want him.

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    14 Feb 2024