Kittens_definitely_needs_more_sleep
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You are hereby invited to the wedding of Childe and Zhongli, signed Tartaglia by Kittens_definitely_needs_more_sleep
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jul 2022
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The epic saga of best frienemies Childe and Scaramouche as Scaramouche’s attempts to sabotage Childe somehow results in Childe landing a hot boyfriend? And now Childe wants to invite his “most important friend” as best harbinger to his wedding? Put that existential crisis on hold and figure out how to survive the wedding of the millennium.
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When Blue met Green by Kittens_definitely_needs_more_sleep
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
01 Jul 2020
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Damian Wayne knew he didn’t belong. He was father’s one blood son in his family of children he picked out. A green eyed monster he felt obligated to raise amongst the children he wanted and hand picked himself. He needed a way to fit in, he needed any possibility of belonging.
Marinette Dupain Cheng was a child stretched too thin, the weight of the ladybug mantle sat heavy upon her 14 year old shoulders. She needed help, more help than her trusted partner Chat could give. She needed to get the Justice League’s attention
Then the perfect opportunity arrived, for Damian a nice girl who would make him look good and maybe even normal in his father’s eyes and for Marinette, a chance to go to Gotham and convince Batman to help Paris
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This is my attempt for the 2020 KakaObi week. I will be basically stringing all 14 days into one overarching story so each day won't be much on it's own.
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Great minds don’t think alike by Kittens_definitely_needs_more_sleep
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Naruto
30 Jan 2020
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Cadmus lab experiment gone wrong left Lex Luthor stranded in this weird universe of people who only ever wore open toed shoes. Luckily for him, he’s got his wits and his war suit. Now if only he can convince this flailing, fire-breathing hedgehog to work with him.
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Ada's been gone on a job for weeks, and with her return home only hours away, her boys decide to give her a pair of puppies to welcome her home
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The reviews are in!
"A testament to bark-to-text technology"
"I've definitely seen both of these pups at the mosh"
"Surprisingly gay"
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30 Nov 2025
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Lucky Shot by que-serra-serra (dweetwise)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
02 Apr 2023
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“Bravo, bravo!” Luis called, applauding sarcastically. “You somehow managed to hit everything except the target! Such skill!”
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Against his better judgment, Leon takes Luis to the shooting gallery.
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- Part 2 of The Sub Luis Saga
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29 Nov 2025
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After Asgard is destroyed, the Aesir and Jotnar finally form a lasting peace. Which leads Thor to a discovery, and gives Loki complicated feelings.
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02 Nov 2025
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“Do it.” Sam spits out.
Lucifer raises an eyebrow. He presses his knife down harder against the base of Sam's penis, but Sam doesn’t break eye contact.
“Do it? Really?” Lucifer asks. He seems amused. Sam pushes himself up to sit taller, hands braced on the bathtub. He keeps his eyes locked to Lucifer’s.
“You’re not real. This isn’t any different from the cage.” Sam says, and for the first time, Lucifer looks surprised. “So yeah. Do it.”
AKA- that fic where Sam gets his dick cut off by Hallucifer, and Demon Dean reaps the benefits.
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- Part 1 of castrated sammy (the full collection)
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25 Oct 2025
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Hannibal Lecter in a fit of jealousy decides to let Will Graham know exactly who he belongs to.
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Will Graham gets nonconned but its okay because he loves it.
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02 Oct 2025