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- Video Blogging RPF (16)
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Ted convinces Schlatt to start going to the gym with him. Schlatt has feelings for Ted that seem to get stronger and stronger each time he sees him. What could go wrong?
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After Ted returns from a short roadtrip, he decides to finally tell Schlatt about a secret fetish he’s always had.
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Ted and Schlatt get their freak on and record it -
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Ted and Schlatt have: been together for over a year, officially come out to their friends and Ted’s family, and even moved in together. But there was still one more thing that they hadn’t done—well one thing that Schlatt hadn’t done yet.
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Schlatt reminisces on their relationship while Ted makes post-sex pasta and Schlatt says something he should’ve said a long time ago.Series
- Part 5 of SFW September 2025
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Ted and Schlatt were trying to scope out New York hotels for another video, when a sudden winter storm disrupted their trip. All the roads are closed, not to mention flights back to LA. This leaves Ted and Schlatt alone in a hotel room that occasionally loses power…with one bed.
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- Part 4 of SFW September 2025
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Ted and Schlatt are in LA filming their first Chuckle Week when they get wasted at a party and drunkenly kiss at their Airbnb.
No big deal. Right?
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- Part 3 of SFW September 2025
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five weeks of SFW tedschlatt one-shots!! prompts voted on by the lovely tedschlatt community on twitter.
Week One: Dare
Week Two: Sickfic
Week Three: Drunk Confessions
Week Four: Snowed In
Week Five: Domestic
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schlatt should’ve known better, friends with benefits isn’t, and was never, his thing.
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Why don't I say it then? I want you all the time
" what are we? "
" just friends. "
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He inhales shakily, and the tears fall freely now, one after the other in unstoppable burning streams. He scrubs at his face roughly.
He walks out the door.
Schlatt leaves a week later without so much as a goodbye.
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the effects of schlatts childhood
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Schlatt's a Florist, Ted's a Tattoo Artist, whatever could happen here
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“This is depressing,” Schlatt says. “You should sleep, so you don’t crash your truck later.”
He may be right. Ted doesn’t feel all that tired yet, but he knows it might all just hit him like a truck when he has to drive, well, his own truck.
Still, Ted is honest when he says, “I’d rather sit here with you.”
Schlatt doesn’t say anything for a beat. Then he lets out a quiet exhale. “Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
On the TV screen, some other birds are flying over the lake, casting their long, stretched-out reflections over the water. In the distance, the setting sun peeks through the tree line.
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Or: Ted and Schlatt over the span of a few nights.

