LazyFryingPan
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Chief's self restraint and attention span is tested in the face of witnessing the lord of rimehowl spontaneously growing a second, much fluffier pair of ears
blah blah blah... I missed you... stop staring at my head, my eyes are down here. Matter of fact I would rather you stare at my tits, instead
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As it is with most of those that have never learned to love without immediate loss, unlearning the instinct to dig your nails into your own flesh to escape the discomfort of receiving affection is a road fraught with self-inflicted scars. They've both fallen in love, but what now?
A little bit of character study, sprinkled with both headcanons and headaches.
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offer my flesh, kiss your thoughts by LazyFryingPan
Fandoms: 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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Chief is about as human as she refuses to admit, unfortunate for her that desires and fantasies in the form of a familiar face are par for the course of repressing one's own nature.
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soft hands for a lovesick head to fall into by LazyFryingPan
Fandoms: 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Conceptually, long hair is only really good for aura-farming and posing on top of some ruins while staring down your enemies from a distance. In practice, it's a lot more trouble than it's worth. Or: domestic zoyachief with a dash of angst, a little self-indulgent too, whoops.
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A series of unfortunate events that forces two usually forthcoming people to acknowledge the BR-004 sized elephant in the room. Alternatively: Chief and Zoya get stranded, patience wears thin and barely-there bonds get tested.
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卓娅抓着衣领的手渐渐脱力：“我不走了，答应我，下次不要再拿这种事开玩笑了好吗？”
她轻轻垂头，头发的阴影挡住眼睛，看不出情绪：“...不管失去谁，军团长都必须保持冷静。可如果出事的人是你，我也不知道自己会做出什么。”
这应该算赤裸裸的表白了吧？局长这样想着。
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03 Apr 2026
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【卓局】谁能避开恋爱这件事 by 夂百 (Just_want_to_read_something_interesting)
Fandoms: 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game)
09 Sep 2024
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在拒绝掉第八个女孩的搭讪后，卓娅终于等到真正要见的那个人。
“比我想象中还要受欢迎嘛，军、团、长。”
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26 Feb 2026
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执行任务时忽然想起来军团长的生日。
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- Part 2 of 无期迷途卓女局短篇堆放
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25 Feb 2026
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A Little Bit Drunk by MXVI_N
Fandoms: 不恋爱就完蛋了 | Love Curse: Find Your Soulmate (Visual Novel)
01 Jul 2025
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Two months and counting, that's how long since Selene actually got any. So sue her if she actually made plans to jump her secret girlfriend during a company trip.
Featuring sappy Victoria.
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24 Feb 2026
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She claimed Zoya’s mouth again, teeth catching her bottom lip, nipping sharp enough to sting. When she pulled back, her expression was set. “If you, of all people, handle me like I’m made of glass,” she said firmly, “I’ll take it as an insult more than anything else.”
Or: Chief is a bigger freak than Zoya originally thought.
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11 Jan 2026