7 Works by LazyFryingPan
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Chief's self restraint and attention span is tested in the face of witnessing the lord of rimehowl spontaneously growing a second, much fluffier pair of ears
blah blah blah... I missed you... stop staring at my head, my eyes are down here. Matter of fact I would rather you stare at my tits, instead
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As it is with most of those that have never learned to love without immediate loss, unlearning the instinct to dig your nails into your own flesh to escape the discomfort of receiving affection is a road fraught with self-inflicted scars. They've both fallen in love, but what now?
A little bit of character study, sprinkled with both headcanons and headaches.
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offer my flesh, kiss your thoughts by LazyFryingPan
Fandoms: 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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Chief is about as human as she refuses to admit, unfortunate for her that desires and fantasies in the form of a familiar face are par for the course of repressing one's own nature.
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soft hands for a lovesick head to fall into by LazyFryingPan
Fandoms: 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Conceptually, long hair is only really good for aura-farming and posing on top of some ruins while staring down your enemies from a distance. In practice, it's a lot more trouble than it's worth. Or: domestic zoyachief with a dash of angst, a little self-indulgent too, whoops.
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A series of unfortunate events that forces two usually forthcoming people to acknowledge the BR-004 sized elephant in the room. Alternatively: Chief and Zoya get stranded, patience wears thin and barely-there bonds get tested.
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A foolhardy shrine maiden attempts to steal an unnamed god's dinner
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- Part 1 of Pre-Cataclysm Eimikos
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Hurts to be something, worse to be nothing by LazyFryingPan
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Oct 2023
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It was not every day Yae Miko could be stunned to silence. In typical fashion, it was Ei, her pig-headed god who could completely shatter the composure she'd practiced to perfection… It wasn’t as if she wasn’t made aware of Ei’s plans – to seal her consciousness into her twin sister’s blade and to leave the governing of Inazuma to the puppet. Yae had thought it was a foolish idea then, so much more now that she was face to face with said thing.
Yae thought she had more time than that... She hadn’t even been made aware that it was finished.
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- Part 2 of Pre-Cataclysm Eimikos