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In theory, medically helping your best friend get rid of a recurring boner problem by fucking him to win the Champions League would be pretty simple.
In practice, though, things might not be easy.
Michael and Jamal both have problems, and reddit has a solution.
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13 Oct 2026
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He is just another friend to Jamal.
Michael is unlike Phonzy who has a special kinship with Jamal, unlike Sané with the brother-like trust they've formed.
Unlike someone who has Jamal in ways that matter.
(Jamal sets out on a mission to prove him wrong.)
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12 Oct 2026
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Jamal liked non-conventional things, and it just so happened that Michael was the very embodiment of them.
And Michael liked him too—more than he could ever put into words.Bookmarked by LeftPhilangeisMissing
12 Oct 2026
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Michael has a bad night at a party following their Bundesliga title. He never handles his drinks well. Jamal helps him home, and has to battle his feelings for his best friend the entire night.
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12 Oct 2026
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It's Leipzig he makes his comeback for. The 86th minute comes, and they are already leading 1-4 when he steps onto the pitch for the first time in almost 200 days. He's got the number 10 on his back for the first time and the away fans are cheering him on. Still, he wishes they were at home, standing ovations in the Allianz feel special in their own way. Michael has a smile on his lips as he is running towards him. In under 30 minutes, he had already secured three assists. Michael picks him up and clasps his hands before motivating the fans to cheer even more. Jamal feels warm all around.
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11 Oct 2026