LemmingDancer
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The Last Soulmates by Galateasfire, LemmingDancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
29 Sep 2023
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In a world where soulmates are hunted for their healing power, Jaskier lives a lonely but privileged life in thriving Lettenhove. His curiosity drags him a little too far into the underbelly of his family's keep, where he discovers the cruel, corrupted secret powering their prosperity. The knowledge haunts his nights and dogs his days, but righting the old wrong at the core of his world is no easy task.
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The House at 13 Elm Street by LemmingDancer for tsttoain
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Jun 2022
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Julian has never felt at home in his small, midwestern hometown, not until a series of strange encounters with stranger men. And while he’s always dreamed of wild adventures in the wider world, he never expected opportunity to come knocking via his teenage paper route.
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Hurt and Comfort by LemmingDancer for randitigani
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 May 2022
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Yennefer finds herself without the bard’s support and forced to confront the most awful of foes: the pain of one of her loved ones.
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Reining in the Reigning King by LemmingDancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
13 Mar 2022
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“Hand me Roach's reigns,” Jaskier ordered.
“Reins,” Geralt corrected. “There’s no silent ‘g’ in it.”
“What? How do you know I’m putting a silent ‘g’ in it?”
“Can smell it.”
In which the bard and the witcher trade places: Jaskier is injured and Geralt is a wordsmith keen on exploring linguistic subtleties.
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Love is Blind by LemmingDancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
07 Mar 2022
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Eskel goes on a dating show where the contestants fall in love without seeing each other. With his scars, it seems like an ideal choice. But even if conversations about goats manage to charm someone into getting engaged to Eskel, he’s afraid they’ll throw the ring back in his disfigured face as soon as they see him. It’s going to be a disaster.
Jaskier recruits Geralt for some reality TV show where he’ll be forced to flirt with strangers. On camera. Even if someone does fall in love with him despite the pained grunts that are his primary mode of communication, there’s still the problem of his hair, his skin, his eyes. It’s going to be a disaster.
But oh, what a beautiful disaster.
Recent series
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Pieces of Me by LemmingDancer
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
08 Oct 2021
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A Measure of Honesty by gyzym
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
22 Dec 2011
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Or, Four Times Holmes Almost Lied to Watson and One Time He Told The Truth. [Originally published 5/23/10]
Bookmarked by LemmingDancer
11 Dec 2025
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It starts because he's attractive, and she likes him enough to be curious.
He's way better at sex than she expected him to be, to the point where it's suspicious.Bookmarked by LemmingDancer
26 Jun 2025
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Death and Taxes by theblueeyedfirebender
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
08 Dec 2025
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“You’re proposing we marry,” Hawkeye responds, slow and dangerous, “for tax purposes?”
Something prickles beneath Mustang's shirt collar. He resists the urge to tug at it, instilling his voice with an even coolness as he pretends to examine his cuticles. “A mutually beneficial arrangement, wouldn’t you agree?”
Bookmarked by LemmingDancer
24 Sep 2024
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Friendship with Benefits by Ange_de_la_Mort
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Feb 2023
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Elicia's birth is proof that their relationship has always been doomed to fail that it has never been more than a passing fling. At least that's what Roy thinks. And it takes all of Maes' willpower to convince him otherwise.
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23 Sep 2024
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Evening in Ishval. Before seems like a long-dead dream; and after seems unthinkable.