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Have yours-elf a happy holiday [fan art] by mallpretzles for Characterassassination
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Dec 2025
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Holiday art featuring our favorite idiots in love!
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David is forced to walk home on Christmas Eve, when a friendly stranger rescues him from the snowstorm and offers him a ride. But not everything is as it seems.
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David and Patrick's first Hanukkah together
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“Caramel macchiato, skim, two sweeteners, sprinkle of cocoa powder please.”
“Wow, are you sure you don't wanna go right ahead and get a milkshake instead?” the barista in the boring blue button-down smirks.
“Excuse you,” David bristles, “There is nothing wrong with my coffee order: it is a perfectly balanced, tried and tested pick-me-up.”
“Sure, sure, of course. Name for the cup?” The guy still looks kinda smug.
David bites his tongue, because snippy customer service is one of life's great trials, but life without caffeine is worse. He's learnt this to his detriment over the years.
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Stevie has a secret she’s never shared with anyone: she’s not always playing solitaire behind that desk. David finds out and Stevie submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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