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    Dumbledore was wrong. Harry was no Horcrux. He just walked like a lamb to slaughter.

    Death takes pity on him and offers his master a choice: what is right or what is easy.

    "Fuck it,” Harry thinks.

    "Easy."

    (This fic is just a big pile of fluff, humor and light-heartedness)

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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
    (this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

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    08 Jun 2023

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    After decades of war, the world is on the brink of destruction, with no hope for survival. The only way to go on is to travel back in time and change everything that's gone wrong, starting with Tom Riddle. That's how Harry Potter found himself in 1941, a time he had hoped never to find himself in again. Why 1941? Death has a pretty messed up sense of humour, that's why.
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    In the process of editing chapters 1-20 // 2023-02-22

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    07 Jun 2023

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    A teaching play utilizing the socratic method. John as Socrates.

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    13 Apr 2023

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    Once upon a time, in a future perhaps not too far away, humanity invented a thinking machine. It was smarter than anyone who had ever lived, smarter than entire cities of people put together. The thinking machine could figure out how to engineer all sorts of things, and help people with their lives. The people of Earth celebrated their achievement; surely this would be the end of suffering, and a time of world peace and harmony would be enjoyed by all.

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    24 Mar 2023

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