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“So,” says Rach. “D’you think it really happened, then?”
“I think that an enterprising person may saw through a gallows' ropes if given the time, and that summer heat and rain together will rot any crop if the tarps are stolen, and that poison kills a man more surely than any stained silk, and that even if such magic existed it has never favored the powerless,” Adelina says, somewhat more bitterly than she means to. “But it is a good story.”
In which Adelina is caught in the act. This affects a few things.
Canon-divergence from Inexplicifics’ “Must Brave The Thorns”
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
10 Aug 2026
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There’s a ghost haunting the 141 common room. At least, Soap is about 80% sure there is, which is, in fairness, realistically about as sure as anyone could reasonably be about spooks haunting their workplace. He’s not stupid, he knows no one else is going to believe him if he brings it up. The scorn if he suddenly starts harping on about ghosties and ghoulies.
None of that negates the fact that there definitely is one though. Probably.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
19 Jun 2025
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Perfect iconic 11/10 ghoap with bad jokes and affection PLUS a happy ending! (Spoiler: Ghost unbecomes a ghost lol)
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What the fuck.
Soap brings his hand closer to his face, squinting hard. Making his already pounding headache worse. This isn’t real. Has to be a prank. For some reason, Gaz must’ve sneaked in here. Funny guy.
He’s heard—even seen it, once—the stories. It’s rare, but real, or at least an elaborate hoax, spanning countries and hundreds of years.
People brought together, Fate intervening. Everyone is supposed to have one, a red thread leading and binding them to the person they’re supposed to spend their life with, though Soap isn’t sure how true that is. No one falls in love once. But it’s not just for love, as he heard it. Maybe this is that. He’s not in love with Ghost. Wants him, sure, crushing…not something he wants to admit to in the cold light of day, but okay.
It’s not love.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
18 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
380k words of angsty fundemental misunderstandings and poor communication skills, BUT they are also SO horny for each other. They are trying SO hard to be 'normal' around eachother that they accidentally miss 'homoerotic subtext' by landing feet first in the 'accidental blowjob meets extreme self loathing'. Literally just thinking with their dicks plus 'don't ruin the friendship' plus being literally feral for each other (see knife/blood kink etc). Real Freak4Freak behaviour tbh.. (soapgaz etc ships are fun and flirty but in the 'gotta kiss your homies goodnight' vibe. )
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How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?
Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.
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When Soap meets the man he’s set to wed, he’s surprised.
Which says a lot, frankly.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
02 Feb 2025