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Secret secrets series by Power_Taco
Fandom RWBY
- Not Rated
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/F, Multi, F/M, Other
- Complete Series
18 Jul 2024
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- some background relationships if you squint
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- squint for others
- there are hints - Relationship
- Ozpin/Coffee
- Cinder Fall/Broken Neck
- Salem/friendship (despite her best efforts)
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna
- Sun Wukong/Yang Xiao Long/Neopolitan
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- yang xiao long/sun wukong/neopolitan
- Neopolitan/Sun Wukong/Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Salem/Maria/Penny/Ilia/Blake/Pyrrha
- Neopolitan/Sun Wukong/Yang
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Salem/Maria/Penny/Ilia/Blake/Pyrrha/???
- Jaune/eventually a girlfriend probably
- Jaune/eventually a girlfriend
- winter schnee/qrow branwen/robyn hill/ cinder fall
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- cinder fall/therapy
- Qrow Branwen/Cinder Fall/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- jaune arc/intense thirst
- Ilia A./Blake B./Maria C./Pyrrha N./Penny P./Ruby R./Salem/Weiss S./Emerald S. (RWBY)/Undisclosed
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree
- Ilia A./Blake B./Maria C./Pyrrha N./Penny P./Ruby R./Salem/Weiss S./Emerald S. (RWBY)/Elm
- Ruby/Weiss/Maria/Blake/Elm/Salem/Emerald/Penny/Ilia/Pyrrha/Amber
- Lie Ren & Ruby Rose
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna/Sienna Khan
- ruby/weiss/blake/maria/amber/elm/ciel/pyrrha/emerald/salem/ilia/penny
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree/Jessica Cruz
- summer rose/raven branwen/alex/carol
- Whitley Schnee/Vernal
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- oh god here we go - Relationship
- ruby/blake/elm/amber/blake/weiss/salem/emerald/ilia/maria/penny/pyrrha/ciel/?????
- Ruby/basically everyone at this point I mean if you're reading this you know what to expect
- Ruby Rose/Everyone you know what it means by now
- Summer Rose/Raven Branwen/Alex/Carol Scarlatina
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Elm/Pyrrha/Amber/Ciel/Blake/Penny/Salem/Maria
- Ruby/Weiss/Ilia/Arslan/Miltia/Melanie/Trifa/Lisa/Mina/Neon/MayZ/Carmine/Gillian
- summer rose/carol scarletina/raven branwen/alex
- ruby rose/the polycute
- Reese Chloris/Sun Wukong/Neopolitan/Yang Xiao-Long
- Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Salem (RWBY)
- Cinder Fall
- Emerald Sustrai
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Roman Torchwick
- Neopolitan (RWBY)
- Salem - Character
- Ozpin
- Glynda
- Maria Calavera
- Sun Wukong (RWBY)
- Mercury Black
- Ilia Amitola
- Penny Polendina
- Raven Branwen
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Tyrian Callows
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Ozma
- Glynda Goodwitch
- Robyn Hill
- Qrow Branwen
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Sienna Khan
- Ghira Belladonna
- Kali Belladonna
- EVERYONE IN RWBY
- Ozma (RWBY)
- Gretchen Rainart
- Hazel Rainart
- everyone in rwby basically
- if you're this far in you already know
- Elm Ederne
- Winter Schnee
- God of Light (RWBY)
- God of Darkness (RWBY)
- Like all of them my dudes
- i mean it's like all of them at this point
- basically everyone
- if you've read the series then you know
- you know the rest no point in listing them all here by this point
- if you're this far into the series you know
- basically everyone you know this by now
- Ruby has a few secrets
- one might save the world
- Whiterose
- Implications
- Almost Crack
- Or maybe it is
- i think i'm funnier than i am
- discord randomness i decided to bring to life cause i have issues
- switches perspectives a few times
- i apologize for NONE of it
- take none of this seriously
- they still might save the world though
- this entire thing is honestly weiss's fault
- and stupid sexy ruby's
- still apologizing for none of it
- Salem is not used to these things
- Emerald is trying to be a good friend
- or trying to get a friend
- look team murder the world wasn't the found family she was hoping for is all i'm saying
- you can guess there's going to be more pairings and weirdness with each entry
- i did not expect the villain bits to be as amusing or go this far
- since it's crack i'm riding it out though
- you literally can't stop me
- unless you pay me
- that would work
- Cinder makes a mistake
- emerald learns and gets neat things
- salem has accidentally made a friend
- she's kind of protective without realizing it
- look it's crack i can do what i want
- ruby's secrets will save the world
- young maria
- yep i can make it canon
- all of salems things she does and talks about are actually canon possible
- It didn't happen but it could have
- so you know
- the death of a villain happens
- read the pairings and you'll know
- i borrowed one of Winter's characters
- i didn't even ask
- i also rip the tags off my matress
- the villain side plot is really running away from me
- I CAN'T STOP IT
- i mean in theory i could
- but i probably won't
- should get more silly and lighthearted from here
- again i try to be funny but am not
- the crack mound is getting larger
- cops are raiding me as we speak
- weiss is gonna know who blake is cause honestly it's stupid she didn't know in the show
- i mean i know it's cause they hadn't thought of it yet
- but i mean she absoltely should
- it only works on Blake cause she's tired and trust them
- it wouldn't work otherwise
- she can let her guard down around them
- it's cute right
- Crack
- Fic
- Polyamory
- the try outs continue
- salem has been getting "practice" offscreen with an old flame
- it's in winters story if you want more context
- i continue to poach characters as I see fit
- there's no end to my dastardly ways
- bathmats are pretty important though
- if ozpin is right about one thing it's that
- yes that's how summer showed up
- again crackfic
- it's magic i aint gotta explain shit
- except i did
- god damn it
- you played me like a god damn fiddle
- ruby writes smut but i'm not
- there's...other fics for that
- prob like a half dozen on this page with this story if we're being honest
- go read those
- i'm just here to try and be funny
- keyword being try
- can i really just keep making these tags with no limit
- seems like an oversight
- Tai is kinda unimportant
- i don't hate him but it's less amusing if he's there
- so everyone just never mentions him
- then again neither did until i mentioned this
- except that one Tai stan
- i'll accept they did
- the rest of you don't get to pretend to care
- Anyway Aramina is an OC from Winter1112 that's a super good seamstress
- why are you reading these instead of the fic
- i'm just writing more tags cause it's late and my iq drops to room temperature at this point
- Maria has no chill
- I love her
- Alex and carol are velvets parents
- also from winters1112 companion story
- it's so late i can't even
- uh ok so
- ruby has stamina for days
- it's funnier that way
- also useful
- somehow this entire thing turns out to have a plot
- Like
- the crack fic
- now has a plot
- you do not understand how weird this is
- tyrian is having issues
- and feelings
- he has no idea what to do about any of it
- again crack fic
- ilia is gosh darn adorable
- like i can't even begin to wrap my head around the fact that it's a crack fic and i'm doing a plot
- wait is there no limit to how long a tag can be
- and i can make as many as I want
- that's wild
- kali is best mom and also highly deadly
- We love her
- ghira is a lucky dude
- I actually am really liking the chill vibe qrow and robyn have
- the idea of winter being like how dare you two date each other but not me
- i outrank you
- i demand you date me
- also i got a porn author to write smut of us
- this proves my love
- Don't look at me like that
- you know it's entirely true
- i imagine winter takes being embarrassed even worse than Weiss used to
- you have no idea how hard tagging characters becomes when it's this late
- i think i typed maria in a dozen times
- and was worried i hadn't tagged best girl
- look i def have a type
- also the white fang are gonna fund porn films now
- well they're classier than that
- but - Freeform
- I mean
- it's good for human and faunus relations
- good publicity too considering how they're viewed
- Second round stuff
- we doing a lot of pov swapping
- should be vaguely humorous hopefully
- i feel like pennys section is pretty cute though ngl
- a lot of the girls want a family that cares for them
- Summer also has no chill
- the plot is actually advancing a lot if you can see the pieces forming
- ruby is a sweetheart until you threaten one of her polycule then she gets vicious
- tyrians feelings are making him have no idea what to do
- Roman has realized that crime really doesn't pay
- so he's gonna open a restaurant/bar/casino
- this is still crack btw
- like it'll never stop being that
- Salem is like look i'll be honest i'm basically the source of all evil
- and ruby's like yeah but you're kinda cute
- Everyone agrees
- even about her normal form
- salem is like you can't be serious
- they're all verrrry serious
- she doesn't understand at all
- might have to rip out some more organs to help stabilize herself
- it's 3 am and i'm tired if there's a mistake i'll fix it later.
- STILL CRACK
- on the run from police now
- massive manhunt
- don't rat me out
- don't screw me on this
- gretchen lives
- it was set up
- for realizes
- summer is gonna be a great mom
- Very Enthusiastic
- now we get more into bonding and cuteness while the plot still moves on
- alex and carol are winter1112's oc's from her amazing stories and velvets parents
- they are "good friends" coughinvolvedwithcough rosebird
- Don't Judge Me
- you don't have a license to do that
- look it's a lot of polycules
- but it's crack i can do what i want
- Ozpin still is out there being mostly clueless
- glynda is a betting fiend
- makes loads of wagers
- the FMC trio clear the air
- pyrrha is adorable and so is ilia
- hiding from the police since i have all this crack
- this started as crack and now has a plot
- i was just gonna write silly things and gently poke fun at harem tropes
- NOW LOOK AT ME
- i don't get me
- kali is a wonderful wife
- enjoys practical jokes at her husbands expense though
- she's the one pushing for things though just as a heads up
- at some points butts will read this and find the hidden jokes
- if you haven't seen their art or writing check it out
- it kept getting longer so I had to cut it here
- no one is more shocked this thing has a plot than me
- 1 am editing because i have issues
- bill doesn't read these
- but it has some fmc in it
- so i gifted it to him anyway
- he literally can't stop me
- You thought she was dead
- but the corruption had started long ago
- she is alive
- she got better
- getting some therapy from the gods
- who she will try to fleece and extort
- like a hero
- antihero
- it's crack man
- YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING
- i sent you an email about it
- secrets series continues on
- there is no break on it
- just a short lil fun piece before FS week starts
- took a while to get out on bail
- with all this crack
- jaune will get a girlfriend
- you probably can guess who
- yes it will be hilarious
- burning salem smells like turkey apparently
- There's a character limit and number of tags limit
- fast approaching
- much like certain characters are flying into the main plot
- we love them though
- maria is still best girl
- used the Chewbacca defense to get off the crack charge
- my lawyers are begging me not to keep posting crack
- but what have they ever done for me?
- YOU KNOW IT
- I know it
- Everyone knows it
- crack isn't even here anymore
- we're in mega crack land
- running out of tags allowed per series
- Pray for me
- bday fic cause why not
- you know those old tags about crack?
- still relevent
- running out of tags to use
- and places to hide the crack
- why are we still here?
- Just to suffer?
- no to read fanfiction
- Snake would love fanfiction
- he believed in santa so I have to believe he'd love fanfiction
- at any rate
- do we want a final girl?
- or no
- tell me or don't
- i listed blake twice
- it's one of her clones or something
- it's late leave me alone
- Madness within
- lil crack
- visible crack
- there's actually an absurd amount
- who will end up in the polycute
- who won't
- will you see them coming
- i didn't
- Alex - Freeform
- Carol - Freeform
- peach and the 'unnamed' fiance
- are winter1112's
- i'm borrowing em
- the crack is loose
- it might have gained sentience
- ie weiss tried to cook
- and thought it was sugar
- it was not
- now she's setting everything on fire
- hence she's not here this chapter
- well if you read the winter companion piece you know where she is
- but she's uh busy
- so we check in with others
- including the i promise last editions
- the story ends next chapter and literally there is no one left to even possibly add i think
- except the one person i just remembered existed
- god damn it no
- I draw the line at this
- you can't make me add them
- even if you guess who it is
- you won't
- probably
- the small fight isn't even about me simping but logically
- there's no way she's winning that fight
- she's good
- but not nearly that good
- also got beaten in
- well that's spoilers
- not gonna lie i'm kinda really starting to like one of the two new ones
- you'll prob know which one instantly
- the secret last chapter
- oooooooo
- except for Winter's side stories
- those are still a thing
- so look forward to those
- you never know if the itch will take me again
Summary
When I'm too tired and burnt out from work to give my other stories a go I have this one where I can take none of it seriously and just amuse myself.
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Bookmarked by LilithBranwen
30 Jan 2023
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Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Qrow Branwen & Ruby Rose
- Qrow Branwen & Raven Branwen
- Qrow Branwen & Taiyang Xiao Long
- Qrow Branwen & Ruby Rose & Taiyang Xiao Long & Yang Xiao Long
- Qrow Branwen/Summer Rose
- Ruby Rose & Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby Rose & Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna & Ruby Rose & Weiss Schnee & Yang Xiao Long
- Qrow Branwen & Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao Long
- Weiss Schnee & Yang Xiao Long
- Weiss Schnee & Winter Schnee
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Yang Xiao Long
- Taiyang Xiao Long
- Qrow Branwen
- Raven Branwen
- Blake Belladonna
- Weiss Schnee
- Winter Schnee
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Sun Wukong (RWBY)
- Salem (RWBY)
- Adam Taurus
- Hazel Rainart (RWBY)
- Neptune Vasilias
- Jaune Arc
- Nora Valkyrie
- Lie Ren
- Oscar (RWBY)
- RWBY - Freeform
- RWBY post-Volume 4
- Daddy Qrow
- Alternate Universe
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Qrow x Summer
- Flown North
- Argent Series
Summary
Following the revelations and events of Petal, team RNJR and the repair of Team RWBY. A new threat levels against them-- but isn't what it appears to be.
This is the second installment in the series RWBY: The Argent Series. Follows an AU divergence starting in Petal. Please read it first to fully understand some of the dynamics between the characters!
As of 2/25/25 beginning to edit to work towards the completion of this story.
Series
- Part 2 of RWBY: The Argent Series
Bookmarked by LilithBranwen
24 Jan 2021