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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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16 Nov 2025
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Dramione at its best. I could've followed these two forever. awkward, funny, observant Draco and brilliant, intense, thirsty Hermione.
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When Hermione unwittingly takes Veritaserum at the Weasleys' potion potluck she involuntarily reveals all her secret kinks and desires.
While other partygoers try to pry, her good friend Neville just wants to help. -
Best Served Cold by Pinkhairandroses
Fandoms: Southern Vampire Mysteries - Charlaine Harris, True Blood (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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Corbett Stackhouse had asked Sookie to read his coworker's mind about a potential business deal, and she'd saved his life savings. He'd promised himself that he would never do it again, but some deals were just too good to pass up.
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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30 Sep 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by LisleJaneB
31 May 2024
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How many times can I reread this?! I'm helplessly in love with this author's style.
Sublime. Addictive. Up all night, even on the re-reads. Fave.