LiversWater
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That’s it.”
He practically sobbed, reaching into his pocket and- holy shit it’s a GUN! Are you getting robbed AGAIN? OVER FROOTY-POPS???
“I’m sick of this!” He grabbed you by the shirt collar, popping the seams a bit and nearly dragging you over the counter. Frooty-pop juice soaked into your shirt. Ok so you’re not getting robbed, you’re getting murdered.
“Oh my god!” You cried, “Please don’t shoot me! I have so many paint chips to collect, PLEASE!”He laughed, kind of spitting on you in that gross way people do sometimes. He smelled like a lukewarm fridge and body odor. What a dick, laughing at your paintchip collection. It's very respectable.., the paintchip collection.
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you bone that twink
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Malevolent Contributions; We Ruin Everything Or Your Money Back by maximum_overboner
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
10 Feb 2020
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Dr Flug, in building a device that will boost the strength of the wi-fi in the mansion, accidentally ends all war, famine and disease, single-handedly launching humanity into a shining golden age where strife is a bitter memory. Black Hat, a creature of utmost evil now slowly dying without a constant stream of malevolence to gorge on, sets out to undo world peace one misdeed at a time in a quest to restore his powers and re-establish his dominance as a one-man atrocity.
Doing so is not easy when all you have is a suit, a stolen van and three idiots in tow.
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- Part 1 of Tailspin
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20 Apr 2026
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09 Apr 2026
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It's always a shame to lose company assets. Still, for Black Hat, life goes on.
And on.
And on.
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- Part 4 of Tailspin
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07 Apr 2026
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Shit so good and it isn’t even European gay porn
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FIA Oneshots by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
26 Oct 2025
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“You’re friends… with Triton?” Percy asked. Ridley nodded stoically as Triton himself looked as if he wanted to figure out how to drown. A feral grin touched Percy’s lips. Triton never let him near his friends… or even know their names. For a while, Percy was convinced he just didn’t have any. That certainly made more sense than him being friends with someone as nice as Ridley. “Why?” he asked, and Triton’s eyes narrowed.
“King Poseidon paid me to,” Ridley told him. Ah. Percy figured he was joking but gave an understanding nod anyway. Triton pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’m guessing I’m needed at the banquet?” he asked him, and Triton gave a slight nod. “Very well, Lord Perseus,” he nodded. Oh. There was a banquet? That at least explained why nobody was back from their duties yet… Did this mean he had to be bored another three hours? Not that he would have enjoyed the banquet. Rhode had forced him to attend exactly one formal event, and he accidentally blew something up.
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I finally got around to starting those oneshots. Enjoy the various levels of chaos coming your way.
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- Part 2 of The FIA Universe
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19 Mar 2026
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Your life wasn't all that bad. You had money, something of a social life, and an unwavering bloodlust. Pretending to be human was hard work, but it quickly became worth it when you meet an interesting trio one night at a generic gas station located near a small and quiet town™. And then you meet a few of their other friends. And apparently, their boss is some eldritch dude with serious issues. Yeah, this is fine.
How hard can it be, surrounded by inhumane killers, and pretending you're not one yourself?
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15 Mar 2026