LizzyStrand
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Every good mansion hides a secret. Wayne Manor has more than its fair share—creaking corridors, locked doors, shadows that move when no one's looking. But the strangest of them all? A butler who really shouldn't be there.
Not Alfred. He's far too competent.
This is the tale of the other one. The wrong kid in the wrong place, who somehow ends up polishing silverware with one hand and flipping off his employer with the other. He's not the polite, white-gloved servant of high society. He's the bad butler. The one who doesn't iron shirts properly, doesn't hold his tongue, and definitely doesn't know how to bow.
But Bruce Wayne hired him anyway. Why? Maybe guilt. Maybe curiosity. Maybe the world's greatest detective saw something he couldn't quite explain.
And so begins a story not about a sidekick in red and green, but about a teenager in a stolen waistcoat, prowling the halls of Gotham's most haunted mansion—half employee, half stray, and entirely too much trouble.
Welcome to The Bad Butler 2.0. It's part comedy, part tragedy, and maybe a little family drama dressed up in silver trays. Stay a while. Mind the sarcasm. Don't drink anything Jason hands you.
— Izzy
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And the Oscar goes to... by Lecrit
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
02 Sep 2016
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Working for Magnus isn’t easy. Magnus is out of control and Alec has to yell more often than not to get him to listen to him. He hates everything formal because it means he has to watch his mouth. Most importantly, Magnus is an incorrigible flirt.
Which would be alright if Alec wasn’t utterly, irremediably, unfathomably in love with him.
Based on this prompt:
"AU where Magnus is an Oscar winning actor and Alec, his PA, is in love with him."Series
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23 Oct 2023
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Through the Years we All Will be Together, if The Fates Allow by NKNovak
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Dec 2022
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It’s Christmas in Gotham and Jason is 11 years old.
It’s Christmas in Gotham and Jason is 23 years old.
Nothing has changed and everything is different.
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24 Dec 2022
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Dick Grayon didn't want a little brother. But at the same time, he wasn't going to leave the kid crying in his bedroom whilst everyone else was at the gala.
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02 Nov 2022
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On the night of September third, 1999, Jason Thomas Wayne disappeared from Gotham Memorial Hospital. Born prematurely just two weeks ago on August sixteenth, the baby had been staying in the NICU until stable enough to go home with his father, billionaire Bruce Wayne. Reports say that it was most likely an inside job, as there was no evidence of tampering with security or personnel. So far there have been few leads into the disappearance, but police have detained a paramedic under allegations of aiding and abetting. Security cameras show him entering and exiting the NICU within the time frame Jason Wayne went missing. So far the police have not released a statement on the matter.
Jason Thomas Wayne was stolen from his crib at two weeks old by a money hungry Willis Todd, who intended to keep the kid until he would "find him" and return him for a reward later. Although, things don't always go to plan...
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05 Oct 2022