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  1. Rec *

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    Based on this incorrect quote I made a while ago...
    Kinger: I love my four daughters.
    Zooble: ...Kinger, I'm not a girl.
    Kinger: Oh, I know!
    Jax/Daisy: *sweats anxiously in the background*

    OR: Kinger confesses his love for his adopted daughters (and Zoobles), Jax overhears and tries very hard not to think about what that may mean, only to realize that hey, maybe that fourth daughter is JAX.
    ...But that wouldn't work, because Jax is a guy, right?
    Right?

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 63

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    Evie and Gale seem to have failed in their mission to get along. If they’re not ignoring each other, they’re arguing. The journey to Baldur’s Gate has made them uneasy allies but hardly good friends.

    Then a mysterious portal opens up in the Elfsong Tavern. Gale is pulled through and a different Gale emerges in his place.

    Evie isn’t surprised to hear that this new Gale has been experimenting with a teleportation spell, one that he mangled so horribly it sent him to a parallel universe. However, she’s very surprised to hear that in this Gale’s home world, he and Evie are very close.

    In fact - they’re in love.

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 29

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    A little respite is just what you and your companions need after many long-fought battles with the goblins. As the tiefling party is in full swing, you try to ignore your persistent crush on your resident wizard, to no avail. With sex off the table, you get ready to tuck in alone for the night... but some things are just as irresistible as they are unattainable, and you derive another solution to your problem.

    (Tav has another, cuter idea for how they and Gale can spend the evening.)

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 32

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    Gale showed you the majesty of the Weave last night. But you can't help but linger on how much of his heart is still there. Post-romance scene.

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    19 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 4

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    A humorous and (mostly) reliable retelling of how The Dark Urge and Enver Gortash successfully broke into the eighth layer of hell and stole The Crown of Cania.

    Featuring: Enver's distracting pectorals, The Bhaalist communal library, unionizing pit fiends, copious threats to wizards, and a multitude of inappropriate workplace behaviours.
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    “Enver, you’re still up. Good. How do you feel about stealing from Mephistopheles? Should be a nice change from paperwork.”

    The Banite, to his credit, merely offered a brisk nod and went back to whatever incoherent scrawl he was passing off as work. “I’m glad you mentioned it. Pour yourself a drink, let’s talk logistics.”

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    17 Apr 2026