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    Izuku is drowning in her own head, convinced a guy like Katsuki could never actually be hers. Katsuki is losing his mind trying to figure out how to prove to his favorite nerd that he’s already entirely caught in her net.

     Or, the popular guy x nerd girl trope but with a ridiculous amount of mutual pining and foreplay.

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    “So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”

    “I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”

    “Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”

    “I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”

    “Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”

    In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    It happens because they’re drunk. Drunk, and a question of ahem… size… arises, and Wei Wuxian is the first to whip his length out. The others do as well, and though it’s close, they finally ascertain that Wei Wuxian does, indeed, have the longest cock between them.

    This is tragic enough that Jiang Wanyin needs to drink another half jar of emperor’s smile by himself, scowling at the unfairness. Trying to cheer him up, Nie Huaisang says, “Don’t worry, Jiang-xiong, I bet Lan Wangji’s is bigger than this guy’s.”

    Jiang Wanyin goes redder, Wen Qionglin giggles scandalized, and Wei Wuxian makes a noise like a dying cat. “You take that back, Nie-xiong! Lan Zhan does not have a bigger dick than me, he doesn’t have a dick at all!”

    “Huh?” asks Wen Qionglin. Nie Huaisang is too stunned to ask.

    “He doesn’t have a dick?” Jiang Wanyin repeats, eyes narrowed.

    Wei Wuxian gestures crudely down at his genitals. “Yeah, I saw it, once. He’s got a. You know, what girls have. A cunt.”

    There’s a loud crash and only when three pairs of wide eyes turn to him does Nie Huaisang realize he dropped his jar. Taking a deep breath for courage, Nie Huaisang asks, “Do you think he’d let us see?”

    (Spoiler: He does)

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    19 May 2026