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The Royal Brat and his Long-Suffering Bodyguard by Mamalazzer
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Oct 2025
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“Oh please,” Hans drawled snootily, his nose so far up in the air it was a wonder it didn't scrape across the ceiling. “This stalker is barely even a real problem.”
Henry frowned, looking back down at the deranged love letters he still had clutched in his hand.
“I dunno,” he said, scratching his head, “the fact they want to wear your arse as a hat seems like a problem. They even drew a diagram, with sewing patterns. And tassels. And sequins on the brim. See?”
In which Hans is a scandal-riddled celebrity royal, Henry is a bodyguard trying to save his noble arse from a homicidal stalker and everyone (but Sam) thinks they should kiss. Also, the Devil’s Pack somehow become the most unlikely group of matchmakers.
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Hans makes his way through the local population. And he makes Henry watch. Because he likes Henry watching.
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Roy Kent doesn't believe in soulmates. That doesn't stop him getting a soulmark when he turns fifteen. It also doesn't stop him accidentally bonding himself to Jamie sodding Tartt during a match, live in front of billions of people.
It was fucking embarrassing, really. Especially because the little prick genuinely turns out to be the one true love of his life.
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The Double Agent and his Annoyingly Handsome Mark by Mamalazzer
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
05 Feb 2023
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What if Porsche was the mole that had been working with Vegas the entire time? An AU where falling for Kinn hadn’t been part of Porsche’s plan - he just couldn’t help himself.
Featuring feelings of betrayal, annoyingly endearing Mafia Overlords and Porsche genuinely forgetting the assignment because of a pair of rock-hard pecs.
Fic now complete!
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Johnny Lawrence hates Daniel LaRusso's new boyfriend. Everyone except him and Daniel know exactly why that is.
Featuring an all-knowing Miguel, a hot blond gym bunny and an infinitely patient Bobby Brown who should really get into heaven twice for putting up with his knucklehead of a best friend.
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