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    BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 May 2024

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    15 Nov 2024

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    The Greatest Philanthropist of Our Age by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Sep 2024

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    Dear whomever this may concern, I am writing as Senior Undersec
    Malfoy,
    Dear Draco Malfoy,
    To my school nemesis who I definitely did not have a massive crush on
    Dear the loathsome piece of shit who dumped me in order to marry a Pureblood and whom I now have to work with on a sodding article for the damn Prophet
    Oh sod this where's my Quick Quotes Quill
    {End of voice transcription}

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    Hermione Granger, 39, mother of two, divorcee, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, is forced to work with Draco Malfoy, 38, father of one, widower, The Greatest Philanthropist of Our Age, on the upcoming 275th Grand Anniversary Edition of the Daily Prophet.

    Meanwhile she's in the race to become the first ever muggle-born Minister for Magic.

    A story told in late night owls, of ships passing each other in the night, and of old lovers who might... just might... get a second chance at love—especially if their children, with their brilliant little minds, have anything to say about it.

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    17 Sep 2024

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    The Serpent and The Seagull by

    Fandom Good Omens, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    20 May 2023

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    A series of linked works exploring Aziraphale and Crowley's life together at the start of their relationship, as they struggle to come to terms with love, their new arrangement, and the presence of a pet in their lives. Full of humor, snark, arguments and reconciliations, and idiots in love -- all of my favorites.

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    11 May 2024

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    The Perfect Plan by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Nov 2021

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    Hermione Granger's life has fallen apart, and the only place left for her to sift through the ashes of it all is the place where it all began- Hogwarts. She accepts a job as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, not realizing just how much she's signed up for.

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    11 May 2024

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    A Jersey by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Jun 2021

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    All she wanted was a jersey and a little revenge. Rated T for tubular. You've heard of porn without plot? Well, this is fluff without plot!

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    Indonesian by Niniraven22 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34407874/chapters/85626943
    Russian by LunaMES https://ficbook.net/readfic/13114867

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    11 May 2024