MarthaPants
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you cast a shadow so big, i've never seen the sun by MarthaPants
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Feb 2026
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Jeon Jeongguk just wanted to be pretty. It's hard to be when you're not. It's hard to be pretty when your best friend is the literal definition of pretty. Park Jimin was pretty, Jeon Jeongguk was not.
The summer before senior changes a lot of things. Jeongguk gains and loses so much.
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Sharp Is The Crown, But Sharper the Knife by MarthaPants
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 May 2019
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Prince Jeon Jeongguk had been born into war. Engaged to the killer of his parents since he was four years old.
At the age of sixteen, his brother King Seokjin sends him to be married to Prince Min Yoongi, soon-to-be king. Jeongguk had a mission, wed Min Yoongi, have his child, and the murder him the second their child is born.
Prince Yoongi doesn't want to marry Prince Jeongguk, making Jeongguk have to work harder to get the man into his bed.
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The High Seas by MarthaPants
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
05 Sep 2016
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Part One: The High Seas
Captain of the G.Jedi and best pirate in all the seas, Rey Kenaboi is on a mission. Rey is searching the entire world of Vela for the Skywalkers. Hoping to avenge and bring back something that belongs to her. Kylo Ren (self named) is the captain of Resistance, and best general of all of Alderaan.
Rey raids his ship, where he offers help, hoping to stop her plan against his family. Not that she knows he's a Skywalker.Part One of Three.
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- Part 1 of The Blood of A Skywalker
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The Blood of A Skywalker by MarthaPants
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
05 Sep 2016
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Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-
David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-
Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?
Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-
David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-
Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-
Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!
Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!
(shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)
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- Part 16 of hr: online edn
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for jessica (or not) by 21cg
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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“I need your help.”
Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?”
Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.”
A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,
“You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”
Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.
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the comments are a dumpster fire by trickysnail for irrationalpie
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.
(Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)
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The shape of things we know by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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“Where are you going?”
“To the arena, Hollander. We are playing a game in three hours.”
“That’s tomorrow, Rozanov,” Hollander says, smirking like Ilya might be fucking with him and he wants to make sure he’s in on the joke. He looks behind and around him. “Um, can I come inside?”
“Hollander, we have game today. You were here yesterday.”
Hollander is striding toward his kitchen, looking over his shoulder at Ilya like he’s getting tired of the joke. “Very funny. I was in Montreal yesterday, Rozanov.”
“Hollander.” Ilya goes to stand in front of him. Hollander’s eyes flicker up and down his body the way that Ilya usually craves, but is rather unwelcome right now. “Today is Thursday. Game is today. Yesterday, you came to my house. We ate tuna melts, watched Buffalo game. Then, you left.”
“Rozanov, it’s Wednesday morning. And I’ve never been to your house before.”
“Hollander…”
“Look at your phone if you don’t believe me.”
Ilya snorts like a bull and pulls his phone out of his pocket, swipes down on the screen to look at the date.
Wednesday, November 9th.
Or: Ilya Rozanov in Groundhog Day!
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i'd share a life (and you'd share a life) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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Shane, convinced that Ilya will leave him, decides there is only one way to keep the love of his life around: a baby. Little does he know, Ilya has come to the same conclusion.
Or, mutual baby trapping.
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- Part 1 of my moon my man