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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Cultures from all across the globe have tried to answer this question,” Ms. Bitters intoned, tapping her ruler against the chalkboard. Scrawled on it, white against black, were the words Why am I here? “It is the root of many philosophies, such as existentialism…”

    What a stupid question, Dib thought, glancing at the chalkboard with narrowed eyes. He knew exactly why he was put on Earth: to stop Zim. And as soon as the bell rang 3:30, he’d do it.

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Zim paces his lab, he feels like he’s been doing that a lot lately but he can’t remember when.

    Something is wrong.

    Zim was certain The Dib had been trying to throw him off his game somehow but this, THIS. This was too much, too far.

    An entire ship he has never seen that belonged to someone he has never met, there was nothing in his mind that told him that ship should exist. And yet it was REAL. No human could replicate amazing Irken technology like that, not even one as conniving as The Dib, so he must have scavenged it like he said.

    Lies, but The Dib has always been terrible at lying.

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    Dib realizes there might be something wrong with Zim.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Dib finds Zim following him out on one of his cryptic hunting investigations, and the two of them find something that's way in over their heads. Shenanigans ensure. Someone is threatening to make someone else eat a slug, someone gets lured away into the woods, and oh, Dib gets shish-kabobed.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    A pause. Dib is staring up at a mixture of ceiling and alien, the green gets a bit bigger in his vision until he feels something swishing in the air close to his face. Antennae flick wildly in front of his vision and he has half a mind to reach out and grab one until Zim recoils in visible disgust, teeth bared and tongue poking out in a grimace.

    “You REEK of poison.”
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    Or, the fic where Dib goes to a high school party he doesn't really wanna be at, gets drunk, shows up at Zim's house for the sole purpose of wanting to pick a fight with him, ends up knocking himself out. Zim is both laughing at him and dealing with him about it.

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    15 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Dib notices that Zim has been a lot more aggressive towards him for the smallest of actions but he doesn’t know why.

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    15 Apr 2026