Meep Morp (MeepMorp1120)
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Demonkicks soulmate AU
THIS IS A PORABULA: Y-K=A(X-H)TINY CORNER 2
The handwriting is big bulky smudged lettering, the word parabola is misspelled, and the formula is from Algebra II, a class she took online last year. Ashe glances back at the mirror, then the formula.
Tiny corner 2?
That is not fucking normal in the slightest.Or: The soulmate AU shitpost I made like two years ago, but it's fifteen chapters long and everyone's mentally ill.
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In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.
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“How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”
“Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”
Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.
“Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”
“I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”
“It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.
“Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”
I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.
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06 May 2024