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Pansy’s pretty sure someone in Hell is laughing their arse off right now at this divine retribution. Like the final piece of the constant torture she’s had the last several years.
But being married to your childhood crush is what romance books are made of. So at least she’s got that going for her.
Pity Harry Potter hates her with his entire being.
Then again, she totally hates him too... right?
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14 Sep 2025
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Remember Us As War (but call us forgiveness) by Anyaparadox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2022
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Following the devastation of the Battle of Hogwarts, The Wizarding Population Growth Act is put into effect. All witches and wizards will be matched with their most compatible partner. Failure to comply will not be tolerated. Survival is key.
Hermione reminds herself of this. Survival. She can fix this, if only she can survive. The war has made this a task she is equipped for. Marrying Draco Malfoy will hardly be the worst thing she's ever endured.
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- Part 1 of Remember Us As War
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06 Jul 2025
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Even after everything that has happened, Andromeda is not prepared to write off the next generation of Slytherins as a lost cause.
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11 Sep 2024
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"At some point while you are growing up, your magic will manifest itself physically. You will get a set of words on your wrist. These words will be specific to your soulmate, the one person your magic knows you are supposed to be with." Harry/Hermione, Soulmates!AU Side ships: Ron/Luna, Seamus/Dean
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21 Aug 2024
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littlebastardreviews posted the collected facts from the 2014 UK Editions of Harry Potter: and this fact caught my eye.
'Only one non-magical person has ever managed to get as far as the Hogwarts Sorting Hat before being exposed as a Squib.'
But, gosh it just makes me want a story where a squib did make it through. So here's a drabble about a squib with a quick mind and a hand-me-down wand, who refuses to be denied her birthright.
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when the hat drops over her eyes it asks, 'well what do we have here?'
she’s got a forged hogwarts letter with penmanship that’s perfect down to the ink splatter;
she’s got a complicated string of owls, only half of them forged, from parents to administration to ministry that’s so complicated her name ended up on the first year roll call anyway.
she’s got ten arguments, four pleas, and one smothered threat on the tip of her mental tongue for why the house that comes out of this hat’s brim better not be 'squib'
she’s got a lighter up her sleeve and an eight and a half inch wand in her belt that will never, ever work for her.
'well,' says the hat, 'better be slytherin then'
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20 Aug 2024
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Hermione just wants respect from work and love from her husband she couldnt help but fall for. Draco just wants his wife to finally take whats always been hers.
**This is a comic depicting sexual Dramione content. If viewing imagery of the these characters in sexual situations is not your thing, please do not read.
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17 Aug 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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13 Jul 2024
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You can never have too many brothers, Ron decides, for the very first time in his life. And there's always room in the Burrow for another Weasley, even if only an honorary one.
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18 Jun 2024
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Hermione Granger would lose her head if it wasn’t attached to her body. Which wouldn’t affect Pansy Parkinson in any way if the witch didn’t stop constantly borrowing her things.
Or,
Hermione moves into Pansy’s flat and borrows all her things and ends up stealing her heart
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11 Jun 2024
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Fucking Hermione. Why her? His godson’s best friend. She’s twenty years his junior. He’s Sirius fucking Black. He could have any witch or muggle he wanted but it has to be her.
Hermione with her smart mouth. Her riotous hair. Her quick quips. Her sharp temper.
Hermione with the little noises she makes at night. The ones she thinks he can’t hear. The ones she fucking taunts him with. Whimpers and moans, hitching breaths and cries of desperation.
He feels fucking sick as he wishes he could hear more every time. Wants to know what her fingers sound like pumping into her core. To know how drenched she is. To know what gets her there, gets her ready, gets her off.
He wants to know how pink she is, how she tastes, how he could make her lose control.
Fuck.
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06 May 2024
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Despite what some may think, Alpha's could be quite needy creatures. Once they've entered a rut they become emotional little beasts that can only be satisfied by one thing: Pleasing their omega.
Or, Draco enters a rut and Hermione is surprised to be the object of his affections. Debauchery ensues.
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12 Apr 2024
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They spark off each other like flint and steel; like the first magic ever discovered by man. She knows so much, and she knows she knows it, but sometimes—
Sometimes Sirius knows better.
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31 Mar 2024
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Everything was fine until Ginny started shagging Draco Malfoy.
Or, Ginny and Draco spark up a friends with benefits relationship but after countless visits to their flat, he falls for Hermione instead.
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17 Mar 2024
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21 Jan 2024
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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Through a few forced breaths, Hermione manages to settle her nausea well enough to slide out of bed, squinting at the bright morning light. The braid of ribbons follows her left hand as she pulls the curtains closed, a giant knot of silver and gold that won’t shake free. While she works on unwinding them from her hand and arm, she checks the papers, finding the signatures she hoped they would be too drunk to remember to complete.
Unfortunately not. There they sit, sloppy and side by side.
Her’s a little cramped and rushed, his a little too large and loopy.
Her lungs squeeze tight. They actually did it. At some point between the first glass of nettle wine and the last bottle of Dragon Barrel brandy, it must have stopped being a joke.
She’s still wearing her dress from the night before, which fits the messy carnage that surrounds her. It’s wrinkled and a bit twisted around her waist, but at least it’s not tossed on the floor with the rest of her marriage licence.
The only thing missing is her apparent husband.
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05 Jan 2024
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A Meowy Little Christmas by quicknotesquim for FidgetScribbles, Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is roped into catsitting an elderly Crookshanks for his co-worker and longtime crush, Hermione Granger, over the Christmas holidays.
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04 Jan 2024
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Pansy is wearing what remains of her uniform skirt after hemming it halfway up her arse, wondering why she’d bothered returning early to Hogwarts for the Hogmanay festivities with the rest of the Seventh and Eighth Years when she could be holed up alone in her dreary manor—where nobody hated her for sacrificing her soul at the altar of self-preservation—when the game begins.
The rules are simple: Random draw. One choice. One kiss.
Or: Five midnights on New Year’s Eve, inspired by Taylor Swift’s Midnights album.
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- Part 1 of (Pansy's Version)
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02 Jan 2024
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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27 Dec 2023
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In which Scorpius Granger-Malfoy stumbles across a time turner and accidentally travels to before his parents are together--much to Hermione and Draco's horror.
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04 Dec 2023