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    “Why do you ask?”

    And fuck, if that doesn’t rattle the box Louis’ tried to lock this up in, and if they weren’t trying to be better, do better, Louis would ask him why do you think? Would ask him what goes on in your head that you think I wouldn’t want to know all of this? Would ask him what it is about the two of them, who can talk for nights on nights on nights, who can know each other’s topography and undersoil, who can live within the most wild and rugged terrains of one another, yet only turn over their most weathered stones for tourists.

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    Louis and Lestat argue about moving in, the interview, and finally, deeply, darkly, about Magnus.

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    “I need you to fuck me.”

    “Well, good evening to you too, cherì,” he manages to get out, his eyebrows raising to his hairline of their own accord.

    “I’m serious Louis, don’t make fun of me,” he frowns, straightening up and tilting his head to the side. “I asked Siri and even Google, they both say that this is the solution.”

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    Lestat has finally found the solution to all his problems.

    Probably.

    Maybe.

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    08 Apr 2025

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    “I’ve told you,” Louis says, tossing the bag of cancer-laden chemical corn puffs into the garbage after plucking them from Claudia’s lunch bag that he’s packing for the day, “I don’t want her eating this shit.”

    Defiantly, Lestat pops open a bag himself and tosses a handful into his mouth.

    Louis glares while Lestat serenely chews and swallows.

    “She likes them, cheri,” and the pet name is nothing but further fuel to the flame right now, “and your government has approved them for consumption. Where’s the harm?”

    “Read that ingredient list and answer your own question,” Louis shoots back, reaching for the cupboard that holds the sides for Claudia’s lunches and grabbing a container to put some Mary’s Crackers into. Lestat watches him, nonplussed, as he chews another mouthful of artificially dyed nonsense.

    (louis is beyond thrilled to be a father) (now if he could just get lestat on board with his non-gmo, free range, dye-free, organic food choices for their child)

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    07 Apr 2025

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    Louis de Pointe du Lac's hard-won independence is at risk. He's out of a job, out of money, and out of time. When he is offered a position in rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt's household as his daughter's live-in teacher and nanny, he's grateful. He can't know he is totally unprepared.

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    Emboldened by the television program, The Sopranos, Lestat spends thirty years in therapy becoming a vampire worthy of Louis’ love. Louis spends his second marriage refusing to address his eating disorder so as to better mourn his alive husband and dead daughter. One century later, they give New Orleans another try.

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