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    Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit of the Shire, until one day he stumbles upon two little dwarflings stolen from their home. With no one to help him, Bilbo embarks on a trip to The Blue Mountains to return the dwarflings, Fili and Kili, back to where they belong. Will he make it there alive? Well, you will have to read to find out.

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    Frodo is dared by his friends to write a letter to the King Under the Mountain. Easy enough. It wasn’t like he was going to get anything back, the King was long dead, just like his Uncle Bilbo had told him countless times with each retelling of the adventure.

    So one could imagine the young Hobbit’s surprise when he received a raven at his window with a sealed note attached to it’s leg.

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    My own spin on the classic ‘Bilbo doesn’t know Thorin is alive’ plot told through letters

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    10 Feb 2024

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    “Sorry! Sorry! I’m terribly sorry!” Cries the halfling, openly shown beneath the moonlight. It’s the first time any of them notices, and he hears Kíli openly gasp.

    “How did we never see- see those before?” Asks Fíli, face pale, terribly startled by hearing such a scream, his brother behind him.

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    The passing of days into the Quest shorten the gap between the dwarves and their new burglar. As such, the company's King has had enough time to ponder on the peculiarity of hobbits, and gets a startling confirmation:

    Hobbits are strange.

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    22 Dec 2023

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    “–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”

    Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.

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    Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    All his life, Bilbo had to keep secrets from the rest of the Shire, feeling isolated and hopeless. Things change when Thorin accidentality does not only create a soulbond between the two, but also drags three more members of his company into the mess. While an escape from the Shire sounds good… How is Bilbo supposed to protect his secrets when in a relationship? Also, considering how rare children are for dwarfs, how will Bilbo’s FOUR partners react should they find out he is physically able of giving them as many as they require? Dwarfs appear to be so rough and determined… What may they be capable of doing to the hobbit?

    Or: While hobbit society seems rather serene at first, their harsh rules dedicate a certain lifestyle. Meanwhile, dwarfs are a bunch of genderless feminists and the unchallenged kings of consent and respect. Unfortunately, no one has told Bilbo this.

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    18 Aug 2023