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How to throw a wedding party by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are getting married, and they are going to make it everyone's problem. The tale of the Wayne-Kent wedding party, as witnessed by an innocent waiter stuck in the middle of the chaos.
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"Did you have sex with Batman?" Mustered Two-Face in through clenched teeth, dangerously hovering over Brucie, "Do you fuck villains too?"
Brucie's grimace made Jeremy's – and Two-Face's – jaws surrender to gravity.
HAD THIS MAN ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?
"I am kind of busy at the moment, Harvey, get in the fucking queue!"
Mr Dent looked at Brucie as if he were a bottle of cold water in the middle of the desert.
"Not like that, you bloody idiot!"
Oh My God! Cried the waiter, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.
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12 Oct 2025
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How to Flirt by loserlesbianxx
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
31 Jul 2025
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Clark Kent is not above using his Midwest charm to get out of trouble, but Bruce Wayne is not above flirting competitively.
Essentially, the two flirt to see who has the better flirting style in a completely platonic, friendly competition.
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10 Sep 2025