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- Hitman (Video Games) (5)
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- Hitman: Absolution (1)
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In the Kodak Theatre of Hollywood, an award-winning director vanishes from stage following a temporary power outage. Hours later, he is found in a closet, strangled to death. In Manaus, Brazil, a prison riot ends in disaster after the gang executes the hostages in response to the unforeseen deaths of the gang leader and his two best assassins. It's speculated that someone within their ranks killed the three, but the case for who runs cold. In Copenhagen, Denmark, a day at the amusement park becomes catastrophic as the company CEO, the park manager, and a foreign tourist turn up dead. The truth behind the park unearths in the aftermath, and several conspiracy theories form around the deaths; but nothing is concrete.
Agent 47 takes on a multitude of contracts that will solidify his status as an urban legend. From a coal mine in China to the hunting grounds of a red room livestream; from the top 1% to human sex traffickers, each chapter focuses on a singular contract and different targets. At the same time, a global conspiracy grows larger and larger.
Not every chapter will feature the warning content. Ones that do will have the appropriate warnings in the top notes.
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Phineas Whitmer is busy, so he sends a reliable substitute to Dartmoor in Lieutenant Columbo. Cue Agent 47's most frustrating mission yet. Starring Columbo as the one NPC who is always in the worst spot at the worst time.
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That Scene From Absolution by MrRieper
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), Hitman: Absolution
08 Sep 2024
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The one in the Terminus hotel where Agent 47 gets caught, Blake Dexter shows us that he's an idiot, and nothing makes sense. I rewrote it and tried to make it better!
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Agent 47 replays HITMAN: The Anthology to employ speedrun tactics and achieve the world record time! All while fulfilling the Silent Assassin, Suit Only conditions.
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Lucas Grey takes some time to relax before returning to work.

