Mr_Salty
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I put my works through google translate a few times just to see what would happen. I have no ideas currently so this will have to do for now.
I couldn't fit all of the tags this was supposed to have.
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If you want to skip some of these and only read the ones that interest you go right ahead. I will specify if Aurar still has his right arm because he lost it after a while.
Update: This is no longer about a character from an rp with my friends. We are working on an official book series! Chapter 1 is Aurar's updated description/bio for the book and the others have since been deleted.
Update #2: Anything referring to an internal pocket is outdated and incorrect. I don't have the time to fix everything already published but I will be fixing everything I haven't published yet and what I think are my best work of the published ones.
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***Rewriting in progress***
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The Colored Pencils and Electric Pencil Sharpener by Mr_Salty for Guhhhhh
Fandoms: Original Work
09 Aug 2023
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Decades into Jimmy’s life, he took up art classes. His favorite media to use was a watercolor sketchbook and colored pencils, but his pencils broke too often and he had blisters from how they demanded to be sharpened by a hand-held sharpener that made his hand cramp from the awkward position it needed to be held in. He thought to look for something different- something better- like an electric pencil sharpener. Unbeknownst to him, colored pencils and electric pencil sharpeners did not mix.
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- Part 2 of Pencils and Sharpeners don't mix
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Pencil was getting dull, and Jimmy's old pencil sharpener broke a week before, he got a new one, but this one didn't get the gist of his existence, and he was fresh out of the package, not prepared for what was to cum.
I saw a messed up image that looked like a pencil raping a pencil sharpener, and I was working on another chapter of Aurar's Bottom Adventure (I don't suggest reading it) so I wrote this and. I. Hate. It.
edit: I DO NOT REMEMBER WRITING THAT GOD-AWFUL PUN! I will not be removing it, but please note it had been long enough from when I wrote the tags and the description to when I finished the chapter that I forgot about it.
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- Part 1 of Pencils and Sharpeners don't mix
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Come Hell or High Water by farmhandler
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
30 Sep 2024
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Logan came to with his claws buried in Wade’s abdomen.
He blinked rapidly, panting, struggling to focus his vision on the pattern print of Wade’s shirt. Blood began to seep out of the wound around his knuckles when he moved, and he stared at it in confusion, the dream still clinging to his subconscious.
“Morning, peanut,” Wade said. “Could you maybe pull your claws out of my side? I kinda have to pee, and you are very close to stabbing my bladder. If we get any more blood or piss on the mattress, we are not going be able to save it.”
“Fuck,” Logan swore.
Or: A second chance at life was never in the cards for Logan. Now that he has it, living it is easier said than done.
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- Part 2 of Broken Men
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Bookmarked by Mr_Salty
24 Sep 2024
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I didn't think I'd leave the movie theater and ever read fanfic of it. But I also really like this author and the summary piqued my interest.