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“It wasn’t a big deal or anything, if you’re worried about that. We were just kind of friend-kissing.”
“Susie, I don’t know what friend-kissing is supposed to be,” Noelle said.
“It’s like. You know,” Susie stumbled, “like if you need to figure out how to kiss or whatever and you got somebody to help you out—and that guy helps you get better at it, it’s like—you know!”
“I-I do?”
“Yeah,” she stressed, “you and Kris used to do it all the time!”
Or, Kris decides flirting lessons aren’t all that bad of an idea. Consequences? What consequences?
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08 Nov 2025
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The Fate of a Failed Prophecy by Dr_Animaniac
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
24 Oct 2025
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Question: Who would Zelda be if her parents were executed by the Royal Family and was raised by Urbosa?
Answer: A badass warrior!
In this version of The Legend of Zelda, Zelda isn't a princess. Instead, she's a skilled Gerudo warrior with a grudge against the royal family and everyone in it... including Link.
Link is the illegitimate and mute Prince of Hyrule, born from an affair that was covered up. After the King mysteriously dies, Link is treated horribly by his abusive Stepmother, the Queen of Hyrule and seen by the kingdom as a weak and useless prince.
After a horrible event takes place in Hyrule Castle, Link and Zelda are forced to work together in order to gather up all the Champions in order to save Hyrule from a threat foretold by prophecy, but no one or nothing is what it seems...Bookmarked by Mr_Xolotl
28 May 2025
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The life of a wild warrior has always been unforgiving, but it is even more so back when the five Clans of the forest are younger— when the warrior code is still evolving, and battles between the Clans are more frequent and deadly. As the harshest leaf-bare in memory descends on the forest, the Clans' survival becomes even more precarious. But starvation and the cold threaten more than just Clan cats, and the brutal elements force Frost, a young rogue kit, to seek shelter in ShadowClan.
Rejected by her father and orphaned after the death of her mother, Frost is left alone in ShadowClan. Although ShadowClan will not banish a kit in need, Frost struggles to feel as if she truly belongs there.
As she grows from kit to warrior, she must fight to prove herself to her new Clan, while also unraveling the secrets of her parentage. But the state of the forest is fragile, and a storm of war looms ever closer, threatening Frost's place in the Clan that she now calls home.
Completed Trilogy! This is a "soft-reboot" of Warriors— a new story with a fresh cast of characters and conflict, and some added world-building around Clan culture and traditions.
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10 Aug 2024
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Honor Among Thieves by DawnTheRithmatist
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
14 Jul 2022
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Link was 17 when he "stole" the Master Sword. Now, he has been labeled a fugitive and left with nothing. Seeking some more information on his supposed partner against the Calamity (and maybe a little revenge against the king that declared him a fugitive), Link launches a series of heists on Hyrule Castle. These quickly spiral as his curiosity about Princess Zelda becomes something more, dragging both of them into an unpredictable series of adventures.
There will be angst, there will be Rhoam Shade, there will be koroks helping with heists, and by Hylia there will be Zelink.
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16 Jul 2023
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And the Universe said: "I'm not a fucking child!" by DeerlyAza, OfFeathersAndWax
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Feb 2023
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Tommy was a tired God who's sick of sleeping all the time. He goes down to the mortal world and discovers heroes, vigilantes, and villains. He gets dragged into it forcefully by his new friends - who also dragged him forcefully into their lives - and, honestly? He doesn't regret a thing. Being a vigilante is fun! Even if he has to hide the fact that he's a God from them. And then he has to hide the fact that he's a vigilante from the heroes who he now works for and have taken an interest in him. Should be easy, right? Well...
He should be able to do at least one of those things!
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“Congrats, you've met Ranboo, we’re now kidnapping you.”“Wait what-”
“Tubbo, wait, you said we’d talk about this first-”
-Or, I saw God AUs, all of the Vigilante Tommy AUs, then thought "but what if i put them together" and then I did and now this exists!!
(Benchtrio & SBI with a focus on Benchtrio)edited 3/14/24: replaced wilbur with an OC named willis instead because i can't reasonably edit him out at this point.
edited 12/21/24: chapters 1-8 rewritten to flow better, other chapters to be edited in the future :]Series
- Part 3 of Let God Say Fuck
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29 Jun 2023