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    I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”

    “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.

    “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.

    He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

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    14 Nov 2025

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    When Sanji is delivered as Germa's tribute to the court of Monkey D. Luffy, King of the Pirates, he goes with the unshakeable belief that he is being sent to his death. Instead of violence and cruelty, however, Sanji finds something much stranger among the Straw Hats: kindness, acceptance, and then, eventually, a family. And, with a certain swordsman, he may end up finding something else.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Sanji and Zoro might bicker but in fights, they have each other back, and because of Sanji’s incompetence, Zoro got hit by a devil fruit user. Two days had passed since the fight and Zoro was still asleep dreaming of his perfect world.

    Thankfully they found a way that could permit someone to go in Zoro’s dream. Sanji had failed, it was now his job to fix it and save Zoro. So Sanji went into Zoro’s dream to tell him to wake up and come back.

    Sanji understood that Zoro was dreaming about his perfect world so of course he had become the world's greatest swordsman. What Sanji didn’t understand was why Zoro was dreaming about growing old with Sanji at his restaurant at the All Blue.

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    Inspired by this post from @thekaiserroll99

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    Luffy sets Zoro's nose, Nami uses him as a get-out-of-jail card, he talks Usopp through getting off a roof, and wheedles Sanji into feeding him a midnight snack. He's pretty good at this whole "making friends" business.

    or: Luffy collects his friends.

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    Kuina is seven years old the first time she says, "I wish I was a boy."

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    "You could have been the best," Papa says, looking at her with a sad expression.

    Kuina blinks. Her pride and eagerness start to wilt. "But… but I am going to be the best!"

    "A girl can't be the best, Kuina."

    "Well, I'll be a boy then," she decides, resolute. "I'd rather be a boy anyway!"

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    Roronoa Zoro considers himself a simple man.

    It wasn't always that way.

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    26 Oct 2025