MuseOfIrony



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  1. Rec *

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    20 Mar 2022

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    Basil: Hey um,,, are we ever gonna,,, actually talk??? About things???
    Sunny: not rn. later
    Sunny sent an image.
    Basil: Understandable
    Basil sent an image.
    Sunny sent an image.

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    A post-good ending chatfic.

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    31 Aug 2024

  3. Rec 32

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    Two years before Naruto Uzumaki was born, Yugito Nii of Kumo was assassinated. Having no other choice, the Raikage must choose a new Jinchuriki of the mighty Nibi: infant Ka'rai Uzumaki. One change, and a thousand consequences. This butterfly's wing flap shall lead to the mightiest firestorm the Shinobi World has seen yet.

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    17 Apr 2023

  4. Rec 35

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    In the village of Konoha, new genin graduate as the hopes of the Land of Fire.

    Shinrai Uzumaki, adoptive brother of Naruto Uzumaki and the other wicked half of the Demon Twins, has the straightforward goal to be the best shinobi he can be for the people he treasures. However, fate has other plans for him when adventures stir up mysteries of his forgotten past.

    Kusari Hyuuga, sister to the prodigal Neji Hyuuga and born into the branch family, struggles with the idea of destiny when she meets her team and sensei that challenges everything she's been taught.

    Gosei Senju, descendant of the Shodai and the powerful Senju clan, is determined to work for the position of Hokage and claim his clan right. To his surprise, the Shinobi World yields little for his name.

    Ryujin Hiyenzo, one of the pair of Konoha's Jinchuriki and respected war veteran, has agreed to settle down enough to become a sensei for a new team of rookies. If they're agreeable enough.

    Meanwhile, a darker evil brews among the many strings holding up the Shinobi World and each day it grows stronger until it shows the world its true face.

    If all fails, then the world will fall.

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    17 Apr 2023

  5. Rec 4

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    My darling Inej,

    Over the past few weeks, I’ve realised that I need you like the sun.

     

    OR: A collection of Kaz Brekker's letters to Inej Ghafa.

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    22 Nov 2021