bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
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- Dream SMP (55)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (43)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (20)
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Origins SMP (1)
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under the hanging rose by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
17 Aug 2025
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Tomys didn’t know why he’d been brought here.
Niki had known about the competition she’d been cast in since she was old enough to speak. Quackity had known from the moment he set foot in the palace. But here Tomys was, talking to the son of the Consil without a single clue as to why.
Wilbur stared at Tomys for a moment in shocked silence. Tomys blinked, blind to the target that had been placed on his back the moment he walked through the throne room doors.
He almost felt bad for the kid.
Almost.
Nobody expects the appearance of young Tomys Ione in the political war for the crown, much less Tomys himself. Now thrust into politics, assassinations, trust, and betrayal, the fate of the kingdom lies in the choice of who will win the throne: Niki, Quackity, or Tommy.
And that choice? It lies in the hands of the young future Consil, Wilbur. Guided by his father, current Consil Phil, Wilbur must choose between loyalty, love, and power.
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- Part 2 of nomina nuda tenemus
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no chance to take it slow by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Apr 2025
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Although Phil didn’t want to take his eyes off of the two people in front of him, he shouted back to the kidnapped person, “Hey mate, do you know why these dumbasses kidnapped you?”
There was a heavy pause before a hoarse voice asked, “Wait, are you talking to me?”
Phil briefly glanced over his shoulder at the figure. He was hanging upside down, his hands tied behind his back and feet bound with chains.
“Yes, I’m talking to you, the guy hanging from the fucking ceiling. Why did these guys kidnap you?”
“I don’t know! I’ve never seen them before in my life!” The guy cried out. “Please get me out of here I’ve been tied up for-”
“Don’t worry. I’m gonna get you out,” Phil said, earning himself a sharp look from the person he was still pointing his sword at. “Consider it payment for breaking my window.”
or, as a mercenary in the nuclear wasteland, Phil has met quite a few interesting people in his day. Now with two kids in his care, he has to be more careful about who he gives his trust to than ever before.
or or, death family in the nuclear apocalypse
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- Part 2 of you keep eternity, give us the radio
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In her joy, Tina took a long sip of the matcha. Then she made a pained noise and nearly collapsed to the ground.
“What- are you okay?” Foolish asked, crouching down beside her chair.
“It’s amazing!” Tina wailed in distress. “This is the best matcha I think I’ve ever had!”
Because of course Bagi couldn’t just be pretty and sweet and lovely to talk to. She also had to make great matcha. Of course.
To say Tina’s wallet was in danger now was an understatement. Because now she had to go back. Every day.
or, five times Tina visited Bagi's coffee shop and the one time Bagi visited her.
or or, a tattoo artist/coffee shop au
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It will take roughly ten minutes for the water to start boiling.
That’s what Tina told herself as she set the pot on her stovetop, eyeing the water inside. She glanced at the clock again. The tea should be ready right when Bagi gets here. Perfect.
Stepping away from the pot, Tina made her way over to a nearby mirror. She wiped the spot where her lip gloss had smudged and brushed away a few mascara flecks under her eyes. Then as she ran her fingers through her hair to smooth out any tangles, she froze.
There were two smooth, bone-like stumps just barely poking out of her hair.
or, Tina is getting ready for a date with Bagi when she notices something... troubling.
Series
- Part 8 of up next on quesadilla island
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Alex Quackity: Look, Thomas Innit, or Tommy as he prefers to be called, killed Dream. This is not the question we are dealing with in this trial. We know where it happened, we know when it happened, we know he was the one who shot Dream point blank in the head. Those are all facts of this case. The question we are raising here is why it happened. The prosecution has suggested to you that it was done out of anger and hatred for the man who had been taking care of Tommy since he was 16. What we will prove to you however, is that it was done out of fear. You will hear evidence that when Tommy began living with Dream when he was 16, his life turned into a living hell. You will hear witness testimony to the cruelty Dream enacted on his charge. You will hear what kind of man Dream was behind closed doors. You will learn that not only was he capable of threatening to end Tommy’s life, you will be surprised it didn’t happen sooner. You will come to understand that what Tommy did was not an act of hatred or malice, but one of fear and desperation to survive.
or, the trial of Thomas Innit as told through news clips, transcripts, and court documents.
Recent series
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you keep eternity, give us the radio by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Apr 2025
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up next on quesadilla island by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Dec 2024
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this is just a place to oragnize all of my canon-verse QSMP one-shots :)
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and the stars reached back by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 May 2023
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a collage for quackity and wilbur from bonesandthebees' through a glass divine.
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- English
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- 120
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
26 Jun 2024
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Wilbur is sixteen when he throws down the emancipation papers on his fathers’ desk. There is a key in his hands to the van parked out front. His bags are packed and have been for a week. His guitar is stashed in its case, hanging from his shoulders. His mind is set. This is what he wants.
He pretends it doesn’t hurt when his father doesn’t even hesitate when signing his signature in short tight loops along the line.
“That’s that then,” his father says, giving him a soft smile. Wilbur wants to punch it off his face. “I hope you will write.”
“I will,” Wilbur responds.
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Being alone isn't lonely, but sometimes having someone else there is
Series
- Part 1 of Ghost of You
Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
13 Jul 2022
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literally some of the best crimeboys characterization i've read holy shit
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“I want to make a deal,” Wilbur repeats, and the devil rolls his eyes.
“So, you’ve said.”
“Me, for Tom—”
Before Wilbur can finish the sentence, the devil throws his head back and cackles. Raw, manic cackles that cracks in the air like lightning. Spittle flies as he whips his head down, pinning Wilbur into place with deranged eyes.
“You? Oh, lover boy, your soul ain’t worth the pot to piss in.”
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or, Wilbur makes a deal with the devil
Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
11 Jul 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
literally so good, god tier bird writing yet again. atmosphere is amazing and the interactions are fantastic, just A+ overall
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lethe runs golden by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Apr 2022
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Unlike the others who came up from The Box, he didn't remember his name. He didn't know that he had brown hair or brown eyes until something else told him so.
Yet when a certain boy called Tommy entered the Glade, a name whispered to him.
Wilbur.
A name, amongst other things—like a brother.
~ a crimeboys maze runner au
Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
30 Apr 2022
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MAZE RUNNER CRIMEBOYS AAAA
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It is a hot summer day in Israel, and Phil is in a cave.
(or, Phil is an archaeologist and he's raising his kids in the best way he can. Very fluffy!)
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- Part 23 of drabbles
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- English
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Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
28 Apr 2022
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so good so fun so sweet just aaaa so so cool