bonesandcacti
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“Yo Crash,” Trinity whispered, suddenly appearing beside her, “I didn’t know you were into milfs.”
Victoria bit back an embarrassed noise and shook her head. “I don’t even know what that word means.”
“Don’t bullshit me. You know what it means, and you know you’re into her,” Trinity teased.
“I’m straight,” Victoria whispered back, although her heterosexuality had always been more of a hypothesis than a field-tested theory.
Trinity raised her eyebrows. Victoria ignored her.
or, the pitt crew go out to the club and Victoria learns some new things about herself.
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under the hanging rose by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
17 Aug 2025
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Tomys didn’t know why he’d been brought here.
Niki had known about the competition she’d been cast in since she was old enough to speak. Quackity had known from the moment he set foot in the palace. But here Tomys was, talking to the son of the Consil without a single clue as to why.
Wilbur stared at Tomys for a moment in shocked silence. Tomys blinked, blind to the target that had been placed on his back the moment he walked through the throne room doors.
He almost felt bad for the kid.
Almost.
Nobody expects the appearance of young Tomys Ione in the political war for the crown, much less Tomys himself. Now thrust into politics, assassinations, trust, and betrayal, the fate of the kingdom lies in the choice of who will win the throne: Niki, Quackity, or Tommy.
And that choice? It lies in the hands of the young future Consil, Wilbur. Guided by his father, current Consil Phil, Wilbur must choose between loyalty, love, and power.
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- Part 2 of nomina nuda tenemus
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Samira Mohan has what some would call one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. She spends her days holding the deadliest viruses known to man in her hands, trying to come up with new ways to protect people against them. Enter Trinity Santos: Samira’s new coworker who is confident, assertive, and far more excited to do lab work in a spacesuit than she should be.
Mel King is part of the CDC’s esteemed Epidemic Intelligence Service. When outbreaks happen, it’s her job to find out where they started and figure out how to stop the spread. It’s only her second week on the job when she and the senior EIS officer she’s paired with, Frank Langdon, come across a terrifying new virus right in the CDC’s backyard.
aka: 'I've read too many Richard Preston books' the fic
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“Burdock,” Haymitch says, still unsure if this is real or not. It’s been decades since they last spoke. Their final interaction had few words, with Burdock saying as little to him as possible after showing Haymitch where Lenore Dove had been buried.
“I thought you were supposed to be visiting her,” is the first thing Haymitch thinks to say.
Burdock, who is still catching his breath, scowls. “We just finished. I told Asterid to take Prim back to the house.”
Haymitch frowns. “How was it?”
Burdock glares at him. “Like I’m sending my baby girl off to be slaughtered on live TV.”
Haymitch, unsure of what to say to that, only coughs.
or, in an alternate world where Burdock survived the mine explosion, he and Haymitch have a talk after Katniss' Reaping.
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- Part 3 of no such thing as winning
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“Just-” Zoey stepped forward and brought her hands up to the edge of Rumi’s top, “can you let us take care of you for once?”
Zoey’s fingers brushed against Rumi’s stomach, making her heart skip a beat. What did Zoey mean by that?
As if to answer her question, Zoey’s fingers trailed to the zipper for Rumi’s top. She felt her cheeks heat up.
“You mean- the bath-?”
“I think it can fit all three of us,” Mira said as Rumi felt more purple strands come loose.
or, after the final battle, Rumi deserves a little TLC from her girls.
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- Part 2 of fractured gold
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you keep eternity, give us the radio by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Apr 2025
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up next on quesadilla island by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Dec 2024
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this is just a place to oragnize all of my canon-verse QSMP one-shots :)
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A double-booked room at a tiny food festival forces travel "rivals" Samira Mohan and Trinity Santos to share a bed.
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28 Sep 2025
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Kinfolk by Showmeyourfangs (Wilsonsbabe)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Sinners (2025)
30 Apr 2025
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In the early 1930s, Louis de Pointe du Lac goes to Clarksdale, Mississippi in search of his daughter, but he finds someone else instead.
Bookmarked by bonesandcacti
30 Jul 2025
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a collage for quackity and wilbur from bonesandthebees' through a glass divine.
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Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
26 Jun 2024
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Wilbur is sixteen when he throws down the emancipation papers on his fathers’ desk. There is a key in his hands to the van parked out front. His bags are packed and have been for a week. His guitar is stashed in its case, hanging from his shoulders. His mind is set. This is what he wants.
He pretends it doesn’t hurt when his father doesn’t even hesitate when signing his signature in short tight loops along the line.
“That’s that then,” his father says, giving him a soft smile. Wilbur wants to punch it off his face. “I hope you will write.”
“I will,” Wilbur responds.
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Being alone isn't lonely, but sometimes having someone else there is
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- Part 1 of Ghost of You
Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
13 Jul 2022
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literally some of the best crimeboys characterization i've read holy shit
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“I want to make a deal,” Wilbur repeats, and the devil rolls his eyes.
“So, you’ve said.”
“Me, for Tom—”
Before Wilbur can finish the sentence, the devil throws his head back and cackles. Raw, manic cackles that cracks in the air like lightning. Spittle flies as he whips his head down, pinning Wilbur into place with deranged eyes.
“You? Oh, lover boy, your soul ain’t worth the pot to piss in.”
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or, Wilbur makes a deal with the devil
Bookmarked by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
11 Jul 2022
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literally so good, god tier bird writing yet again. atmosphere is amazing and the interactions are fantastic, just A+ overall