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    People Magazine has named Ilya Rozanov the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.

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    [Photo: Ilya on the cover of People Magazine’s November 2025 issue. He’s wearing an Ottawa Centaurs t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and holding his 6-year-old rescue dog Anya.]

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    17 Nov 2025

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    "EDDIE! HI!,” Buck yells. Everyone in the room flinches. Buck clears his throat. “Um. Hi. Good morning,” he whispers. “Nice to see you both here today.”

    “In our…kitchen?” Christopher asks.

    “Exactly,” Buck agrees. “It’s a nice kitchen. And my favorite guys are in it. Just like…just like normal.”

    “Okay,” Christopher shrugs. “I don’t remember you being this weird.”

     

    Or, Buck and Eddie try to keep their new relationship a secret. It doesn't go well.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    “I asked Josh out,” Buck admits.

    It’s cartoonish how quickly Eddie’s jaw drops; how his eyes bulge out of his head. Buck rubs the back of his neck, sheepish, waiting for him to say something.

    There’s still silence.

    Buck frowns at his screen. “Eddie? Hello? I think you froze.”

    “I’m here,” Eddie says slowly, eyes still comically wide. “I just think I might have misheard you.”

    “Oh,” Buck says, and repeats himself. “I asked Josh out.”

    “Okay. So I didn’t mishear you.” Eddie scrubs a hand over his face. “Can I ask why?” 

    Or: Maddie nudges Buck towards Eddie, Buck misunderstands horribly, and Eddie suffers over FaceTime.

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    17 Mar 2025

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    Buck gets hurt on a call while Eddie is in El Paso. Chim accidentally uses his patented “tell-one-of-those-gay-idiots-the-other-gay-idiot-is-dead” technique.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    There’s a long pause before Buck answers. “Yeah, I do,” he says. “I felt alone for the first twenty something years of my life.”

    “What about now?” Eddie asks, and he’s not even quite sure what he means. What about now, right in this moment? or what about now, now that I’m gone?

    Buck chooses to answer the former. “I’m never lonely when I’m with you,” he says simply, softly.

    Eddie, Buck, and six phone calls.

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    09 Mar 2025